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Oh, fat kids! When will they ever learn?!

Posted by Ziggity | November 9, 2007 12:51 PM

It's not nice to make fun of the retards.

Posted by heywhatsit | November 9, 2007 12:55 PM

that poor kid! I'd be close to losing my lunch too if all the pedestrians around me started turning into giant muppets.

Posted by genevieve | November 9, 2007 12:57 PM

That reminds me of me.

Posted by Michigan Matt | November 9, 2007 1:22 PM

What on Earth? Did they pick that kid because he looks like a young Roseanne?

Anyway, I'm seeing a lot of watchtowers and sniper rifles in his not-far-off future. HA HA HA!

Posted by mattymatt | November 9, 2007 1:43 PM

Made slightly surreal by Elmo and Charlie Chaplin wandering around in the background.

Posted by Now? | November 9, 2007 2:38 PM


Posted by Mr. Poe | November 9, 2007 2:45 PM

whats with all the fat kids lately? one would think that someone would've set up a camp or somesuch? this isn't funny, it's sublime. yay you chubby bastard you made my day, now go Pilates, porky!

Posted by pissy mcslogbot | November 9, 2007 2:47 PM

Not funny.

Posted by Amelia | November 9, 2007 2:48 PM

Aww, that kid has a serious disorder. OCD, turret's, Autism, or something like that. You're all going to hell.

Posted by Carollani | November 9, 2007 2:51 PM

1: the fat kid is always fair game
2: beat on the fat kid
3: the fat kid is always fair game*

* = substitutes for fat kid: fey boy, lispy weird girl in neck brace, jehovahs witness kid, glue eaters, and anyone with an interest in arty farty stuff.

Posted by playground rules 101 | November 9, 2007 3:06 PM

This has absolutely zero humor value. That's a minute and a half I can't get back. It's a good thing I type fast, or it'd be two minutes.

Posted by Wolf | November 9, 2007 3:08 PM

Oh get over yourselves you whiny frigtards. This shit is hilarious.

Posted by Burgin99 | November 9, 2007 3:15 PM

(Just testing comments field)

Posted by Amy Kate | November 9, 2007 4:07 PM

well you can't get back any other minutes and a half. they are gone. deal.

ps. memories don't count as they are corrupted files

Posted by note to wolf | November 9, 2007 4:40 PM

@ 10 - only tanks get turret's syndrome...

Posted by RHETT ORACLE | November 9, 2007 11:32 PM

Hey, look what just came in the mail--the five minutes it took me to get to this post! And some corrupted files, too!


Posted by Wolf | November 10, 2007 6:01 AM

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