Oh, fat kids! When will they ever learn?!

It's not nice to make fun of the retards.

that poor kid! I'd be close to losing my lunch too if all the pedestrians around me started turning into giant muppets.

That reminds me of me.

What on Earth? Did they pick that kid because he looks like a young Roseanne?

Anyway, I'm seeing a lot of watchtowers and sniper rifles in his not-far-off future. HA HA HA!

Made slightly surreal by Elmo and Charlie Chaplin wandering around in the background.

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whats with all the fat kids lately? one would think that someone would've set up a camp or somesuch? this isn't funny, it's sublime. yay you chubby bastard you made my day, now go Pilates, porky!

Not funny.

Aww, that kid has a serious disorder. OCD, turret's, Autism, or something like that. You're all going to hell.

1: the fat kid is always fair game
2: beat on the fat kid
3: the fat kid is always fair game*

* = substitutes for fat kid: fey boy, lispy weird girl in neck brace, jehovahs witness kid, glue eaters, and anyone with an interest in arty farty stuff.

This has absolutely zero humor value. That's a minute and a half I can't get back. It's a good thing I type fast, or it'd be two minutes.

Oh get over yourselves you whiny frigtards. This shit is hilarious.

(Just testing comments field)

well you can't get back any other minutes and a half. they are gone. deal.

ps. memories don't count as they are corrupted files

@ 10 - only tanks get turret's syndrome...

Hey, look what just came in the mail--the five minutes it took me to get to this post! And some corrupted files, too!

Rock.