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Wednesday, October 24, 2007

“Howard, Seriously, Please Help.”

posted by on October 24 at 9:19 AM

Remember Anna Nicole Smith? Thanks to tireless Slog citizen Mr. Poe, here’s a horrifying stroll down memory lane, presented by the fittingly slimy Geraldo Rivera.

What we’ve learned: Howard K. Stern is a bigger douchebag than we ever imagined, and Dannielynn Smith-Stern-Birkhead could be in for some interesting developmental issues. (And that 9-year-old bystander deserves a medal.)

Ugh. Why can’t all druggy celebrity behavior be as entertaining as this?

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1

Agree entirely about the 9-year-old. Jesus Christ. Every minute of footage is absolutely disgusting.

Posted by Mr. Poe | October 24, 2007 9:18 AM
2

That made me feel sick. Howard K. Stern is a monster.

Posted by Carollani | October 24, 2007 9:29 AM
3

What? I bought her.

Posted by Howard K. Stern | October 24, 2007 9:30 AM
4

She's dead, he's a Grade 1-A Asshole, the kid would have needed years of therapy in any case just being a part of that family.

Moving on...

Posted by COMTE | October 24, 2007 9:47 AM
5

douchebag is so tired.

Posted by vagina. | October 24, 2007 9:50 AM
6

Yet so fitting.

Posted by David Schmader | October 24, 2007 9:54 AM
7

Wow! That was just horrible. I mean, we had some idea...or a lot of ideas about her being drugged out, but just seeing her like that and that girl pleading for help and Howard with dollar signs in his eyes feeding her pills! Oh. That is some sick and twisted shit! I mean, we knew...but we just didn't really know. He should be put in jail.

Posted by Kristin Bell | October 24, 2007 9:54 AM
8

Britney Spears in 5 to 10 years.

Posted by monkey | October 24, 2007 10:06 AM
9

or next week.

Posted by p | October 24, 2007 10:11 AM
10

Why the hell were the Shelley's sending their nine year old daughter on a "play date" with a famously drug addled celebrity?

Posted by John | October 24, 2007 10:37 AM
11

Good question.

Posted by BillyBob | October 24, 2007 11:17 AM
12

All Britney/Lindsey/Paris/Nicole need to end up like this is a Howard Stern feeding them mind-numbing drugs until they die. He is absolute evil.

Posted by Kristin Bell | October 24, 2007 2:51 PM

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