Cold medicine doesn't kill children. Parents kill children. Don't overdose your child!! Jesus.

Although it IS sketchy that the cold meds weren't tested on babies or anything before they were marketed as "infant medicine."

Cold medicine will kill your children, particularly your teenagers, because a bunch of them are dumbasses who are getting high off dextromethorphan.

I have known parents who use those medicines to "knock out" their toddling little druggies.

"The manufacturers made this decision after a lot of consideration and with great care for the best interests of parents and children," said CHPA spokeswoman Virginia Cox.

Translation: "They were scared that they would get their asses handed to them in a series of class-action lawsuits".