??!! Meanwhile in Australia
posted by October 25 at 14:14 PM
onAn Australian barmaid has been fined for crushing beer cans between her bare breasts while an off-duty colleague has been fined for hanging spoons from her friend’s nipples, police said Wednesday…. The barmaid and the hotel manager were both fined A$1,000 ($900), while an off-duty barmaid was fined A$500 for helping to hang spoons from the woman’s nipples, police said.“It sends a clear message to all licensees in Peel that we will not tolerate this type of behavior in our licensed premises,” local police superintendent David Parkinson said.
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We tolerate fining the shit out of people, though.
They should come to Ann Arbor. That type of thing happens all the time here.
Ok, I'm confused...
Is it illegal there to expose the nips?
Or is it illegal to hang spoons from nips?
I mean, because, well... sounds like the off duty bar maid was trying her best, with what was at hand, to comply with the code if it's illegal to expose the nipples.
Dan is starting a new series:
"Boob news in the commonwealth"
at least this story isn't as misconstrued as the last one (although maybe some aussies can do a little fact checking).
By the way Dan never said a goddamn word to correct his aboriginal boob post. I'm still not over it!
oh, lord...ole Mayor Greg "Tub O'Guts" Nichols is going to hear of this and add it to his anti-nitelife agenda...then the women of the Wildrose will take to the streets in revolt, their tits bared to the wind...
We should give them US visas. That kind of behavior needs to be encouraged, not fined.
In a town named Peel, what esle would you expect?
Considering how we regulate bars in Seattle, I don't think we have any room to laugh.
Who exactly was the victim of this crime? The beer cans?
Those barmaids got robbed.
Friends don't let friends get boob implants.
This is the sort of thing that is possible with rock hard fake breasts, but not with luscious natural breasts.
If you would like to get an idea of what those poor cans went through, go to a strip club that features big fakos. Eventually you will find a woman happy to batter your head with her rock hard implants as you hold up a dollar bill. A fella could get knocked out.
finds not between but under.
http://thatvideosite.com/video/2638
Poor cans...
(yay! my first slog-double-entendre!)
I thought I had seen everything, but I have yet to see prehensile breasts.
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