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1

What a shithead.

Posted by Carollani | October 10, 2007 2:18 PM
2

So much for K-Fed being the responsible one.

Posted by monkey | October 10, 2007 2:37 PM
3

How dare you print such stories where... wait, the kid's alive and unharmed? Never mind.

Posted by Matt from Denver | October 10, 2007 3:10 PM
4

jeez, he went back to look. what more do you want? so judgemental, like some old biddy.

Posted by maxsolomon | October 10, 2007 3:36 PM
5

HAHA!! Bouncing babies. What's funnier than that??

Posted by heywhatsit | October 10, 2007 3:38 PM
6

I hope mommy is filing divorce papers today!

Posted by mj | October 10, 2007 3:41 PM
7

Finally, one where the kid escapes relatively unscathed. Thanks, Dan!

Posted by wench | October 10, 2007 3:55 PM
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@4:

Um, yeah he did go back - at 4:30 in the freakin' mornin' - and after pounding down a few in the meantime.

'course, that's understandable, as naturally he was probably upset and all about losing the kid - so upset he had to have a few beers or whatever before thinking to go out looking for him.

Posted by COMTE | October 10, 2007 4:09 PM
9

Dad?

Posted by Mr. Poe | October 10, 2007 5:46 PM
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So either the baby was out there a really long time before the father noticed it was missing or the father was pushing a stroller through a field in the middle of the night. Father of the year award right there.

Posted by keshmeshi | October 10, 2007 6:10 PM
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Let's see: should I get a poetic license or a parental license? Oh wait - having kids means not having to say you're sorry you killed them.

Posted by LITERARY LICENSE EXPIRED | October 10, 2007 6:42 PM

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