Sex Did You Have Sex Before Marriage?
posted by October 9 at 14:44 PMon
Like, oh, 95% of absolutely everyone? Well, then you can’t be a success—because success only comes to kids who wait. The latest abstinence education campaign courtesy of the Bush administration:
So you can’t get an education, have a family, or find happiness if you’ve had premarital sex. Speaking as someone that can only have pre-marital sex—and I’ve had plenty of it, thanks—I find this message insulting. And I trust that the same kids that see through the lies the feds tell ‘em about pot—marijuana will turn you into a crazy terrorist rapist loser!—will see right through the lies the feds are telling ‘em about premarital sex.
Abstinence education, like the war in Iraq, has been a complete failure—but the Bush administration keeps pouring money into both just the same.