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Friday, October 12, 2007

Curiouser and Curiouser George

posted by on October 12 at 8:36 AM

Author George Saunders is getting a lot of well deserved attention these days. I happened to meet Saunders one evening many years ago at a bar in Rochester, New York, just before he published his first book of stories, “CivilWarLand in Bad Decline.” Inspired by our meeting, I sought out a story that had just been published in a small local lit journal. I loved it, and have held on to it ever since. I offer it as an opening salvo.

Sticks by George Saunders.

Every year on Thanksgiving night we flocked out behind Dad as he dragged the Santa suit to the road and draped it over a kind of crucifix he’d built out of metal pole in the yard. Super Bowl week the pole was dressed in a jersey and Rod’s helmet and Rod had to clear it with Dad if he wanted to take the helmet off. On the Fourth of July the pole was Uncle Sam, on Veterans Day a soldier, on Halloween a ghost. The pole was Dad’s only concession to glee. We were allowed a single Crayola from the box at a time. One Christmas Eve he shrieked at Kimmie for wasting an apple slice. He hovered over us as we poured ketchup saying: good enough good enough good enough. Birthday parties consisted of cupcakes, no ice cream. The first time I brought a date over she said: what’s with your dad and that pole? and I sat there blinking.

We left home, married, had children of our own, found the seeds of meanness blooming also within us. Dad began dressing the pole with more complexity and less discernible logic. He draped some kind of fur over it on Groundhog Day and lugged out a floodlight to ensure a shadow. When an earthquake struck Chile he lay the pole on its side and spray painted a rift in the earth. Mom died and he dressed the pole as Death and hung from the crossbar photos of Mom as a baby. We’d stop by and find odd talismans from his youth arranged around the base: army medals, theater tickets, old sweatshirts, tubes of Mom’s makeup. One autumn he painted the pole bright yellow. He covered it with cotton swabs that winter for warmth and provided offspring by hammering in six crossed sticks around the yard. He ran lengths of string between the pole and the sticks, and taped to the string letters of apology, admissions of error, pleas for understanding, all written in a frantic hand on index cards. He painted a sign saying LOVE and hung it from the pole and another that said FORGIVE? and then he died in the hall with the radio on and we sold the house to a young couple who yanked out the pole and the sticks and left them by the road on garbage day.

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1

I really ought to read George Saunders. Thanks for introducing me to his fascinating writing.

Posted by elenchos | October 12, 2007 9:00 AM
2

Wow.

Posted by tamara | October 12, 2007 9:15 AM
3

Not to ruin the fun, but if dad dragged the santa suit out every Thanksgiving, and it was still up on Halloween, when did he ever take it down?

Posted by idaho | October 12, 2007 9:52 AM
4

idaho, you are really stupid.

Posted by Alice | October 12, 2007 11:01 AM
5

I read this once before, I think in Harper's Magazine, then forgot about it. This time, it made me think of my dad, and cry. Those last two sentences...

Posted by Irena | October 12, 2007 2:21 PM
6

reminds me of george's dad's "festivus" ritual with the maypole on seinfeld. a festivus for the rest of us.

Posted by ellarosa | October 12, 2007 3:39 PM

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