Homo By the Power of Gay Skull!
posted by October 18 at 19:46 PMon
Devil worshiping Ugandan grave robbers with a yen for putrefying heads, and homosexual rights in the West…what’s the diabolical connection?
It’s an important question, and one we all find ourselves asking sooner or later. And only this extra special little report from AllAfrica.com is courageous enough to give the world the straight poop:
“It seems globalisation will not stop at seeking recognition of only homosexual rights, but perhaps grave robbers will also soon ask for their rights too as they increasingly become a global phenomenon.
As our homosexuals find it easier to seek asylum in the west on account of their persecution, the suspected skeleton robbers that were arrested in Kayunga, now out on bail, may soon also seek refuge in the capitals of our ‘more developed’ world.
This is the era of rights, you see.”
Of course. As you persecute homosexuals, dear Uganda, they apparently flee to, um, America I guess, and then “traditional healers” in your country desecrate your graves and snatch your rotten heads (traditionally) to work some werid-ass hoodoo-mojo…and it’s somehow all the persecuted homosexual’s fault. In the West. Because of “rights”.
It’s all so clear now!