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Thursday, October 11, 2007

All is Forgiven

posted by on October 11 at 17:44 PM

The mastermind of the first terror attack on the World Trade Center—the truck-bomb attack in ‘93, which inspired Rudy Guiliani to move the city’s crisis response center into the WTC—has converted to Christianity.

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Thanks for the laugh.

(I don't disbelieve - but I can't help but laugh - and if it matters, I am a xtian.)

Posted by JenK | October 11, 2007 5:53 PM

All is forgiven?

Last time I checked Saudi Arabia was still exporting it's Wahhabi extremist version of religious hatred worldwide and providing more than 90 percent of al-Qaeda funding and volunteers ...

Forgiven? Nah.

Posted by Will in Seattle | October 11, 2007 5:54 PM


Nothing gets past you, Will.

Posted by Mr. Poe | October 11, 2007 5:56 PM

Will the Lord's wonders never cease? Praise Him! It feels like Sunday!

Posted by Michigan Matt | October 11, 2007 7:20 PM

I think this has the makings of an awesome sitcom for midseason. "Ramsi's Palace." All about the wacky lives and loves at a supermax. Fez from That 70's show can play Ramsi Yousef, with Wilford Brimley as the Unibomber and Chris Noth as Eric Rudolph. And every week Ramsi has some new wacky plan to escape, or even get into heaven or wherever, only he keeps getting defeated by forced feedings and violent sexual assaults. And at the end of every episode, somebody always says "Oh Ramsi, when will you ever learn!"

Posted by Big Sven | October 11, 2007 7:23 PM

Hm, I can see a variation on that concept, wherein each episode ends with Ramsi converting to another faith right before the executioner pulls the switch, only to end up in whatever hereafter said religion recognizes, and being told something to the effect of "sorry, we're full up at the moment. Go back and try another one", at which point he wakes up from a feverish nightmare all primed for the next episode where he attempts to convert to something else.

Admittedly, that makes for a rather limited run, so maybe it should just be a mini-series instead.

Posted by COMTE | October 11, 2007 8:02 PM

Mission Accomplished.

Posted by Gabriel | October 12, 2007 1:27 AM

And who says torture doesn't work?

Posted by monkey | October 12, 2007 7:27 AM

Stupid poseur.

Posted by Greg | October 12, 2007 7:52 AM

O, man. Does that mean he's going to be going after Planned Parenthood now?

Posted by Kerlyssa | October 12, 2007 9:26 AM

i know --- is he as sincere about his christianity as his muslimity? is he willing to be a christian martyr now? any way he can prove this?

Posted by infrequent | October 12, 2007 9:56 AM

Christianity is a hypocritical belief system for idiots. Judaism would never allow this, and Jews never commit terrorism.

Judaism is the world's best religion.

Posted by Issur | October 12, 2007 10:38 AM

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