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posted by September 28 at 13:07 PMon
Some terrific advice from “The Older Boyfriend”:
I know. You met on the Internet and he understands you. And everyone else your age is so immature. The good news is, girls mature a lot faster than boys. So you should start dating girls.
You may think you’re pretty cool for having an older boyfriend. But what you have to remember is, he’s not cool for dating you. He’s a loser.
Questions to ask your older boyfriend: Why aren’t you dating someone closer to your own age? Have you ever been arrested? Why do you still live with your mom? How much do you pay in child support? And why do you smell like my grandpa?