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Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Pushing Out Daisies

posted by on September 25 at 12:35 PM

I’m pushing Ari’s kitten down with this picture of a porn star with a bouquet of flowers stuffed up his butt. You can’t really see anything so I’m thinking it’s very nearly safe enough for work:

francios_sagat_fashion.jpg

Which brings this whoary old joke to mind…

Two women are in the kitchen preparing dinner on a Friday night when one of them looks out the window. She sees her husband coming up the walkway with a bouquet of flowers. The woman turns to her friend and says, “Oh, darn! He’s bringing flowers. That means another weekend on my back with my legs up in the air.”

Her friend says, “What’s the matter? Don’t you have a vase?”

Hee haw.

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Better than the pic that used to be on Gay.com with a huge overwieght lady with a huge seeping yeast infection coming out of her you know what...

Posted by Cato the Younger Younger | September 25, 2007 12:42 PM
2

François Sagat! Wearing Bernhard Willhelm! There's more where that came from at F's blog:


http://fsagat.blogspot.com/2007/07/bernhard-willhelm-exhibition.html

Posted by Nick | September 25, 2007 1:00 PM
3

Goatse vase!

Posted by tsm | September 25, 2007 1:02 PM
4

At least the bouquet of flowers distracts from his absolutely hideous tattooed hair dome thing-ee!

Francois Sagat is the biggest mess in all of gay porn-dom. And talk about fierce competition...

Posted by Boomer in NYC | September 25, 2007 1:06 PM
5

Lift and seperate. . .

Posted by Ari Spool | September 25, 2007 1:12 PM
6

I've never heard that joke before.


Thanks, Dan.

I had a good laugh

Posted by BallardDan | September 25, 2007 1:49 PM
7

WTF is all over the floor there?

Posted by um | September 25, 2007 2:24 PM
8

For the love of god. I thought that was POPCORN.

Posted by oy. | September 25, 2007 2:36 PM
9

Would prefer a single rose, deep red, stem with SHARP VISIBLE thorns

And, Dan tipped over

Posted by GUEST FAG | September 25, 2007 2:43 PM
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I'm strictly a vase top, Guest Fag.

Posted by Dan Savage | September 25, 2007 3:16 PM
11

Jokes about stuff crammed up butts?

Dan, your son must be proud.

Posted by Gray hair, and still doing this? | September 25, 2007 7:13 PM
12

Ah, yes the info legacy question.

The Google of the future will be beyond belief.

Dan's children will revel in the search for daddy's dirty ditties. And, well, it is a legacy of sorts.

Keep telling them it is about money, just the money.

Posted by ANDY | September 26, 2007 1:24 AM

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