Hah! That photo is priceless!

Bigger! BIGGER!

is there something the world needs less than sports memorabilia?

yes: OJ.

What were his first words? "Well, if I did it..."

I have faith that that O.J. will hunt down the real burglars and bring them to justice

Well, he did get away with one crime already so he probably thinks criminality is what he does.

How will they find an impartial jury?

Ever since O.J.'s fortunes changed and Kato Kaelin moved outta the pool shack in back of his Brentwood estate, O.J.'s resorted to getting sucked off by even cheaper rent boys in hotel rooms here and there, I guess. Pity, no trophy wife, no trophies. Photo looks like he might still be sexin' it up on crystal meth, tho.

Must have been the only black man in the hotel at the time of the theft.

I'm so tired of seeing his face or hearing his name. Fucking loser.

A reality show of OJ pulling out a metal detector from the golf cart and giving every sand trap on the circuit a sweep would be nice.

Why are you helping him sell his book, SLOG?

If the throw-back jersey don't fit, you must.....