Praying not only for technology but for major corporations as well? Wow...God's gettin' his hustle on...

Christians are idiots praying to their toxic lies. Judaism is the only true religion of justice.

I had a wonderful fast and synagogue on Yom Kippur, the number of worshippers had to be double or triple the usual attendance. It's great to see so many Capital Hill hipster types returning to Jewish observance. It really helps Israel.

I had sex with Hutch this weekend. Lots of GAY sex and interestingly, he is really really small in the dick department.

@2 - Schpedoinkle!

He might be on to something. I don't pray at all and I've got the personal website to prove it, which has remained unchanged for nearly two years now:

http://www.keithbacon.com/

translation: I am looking for one of those "coder for Christ" idiots to do a really crappy website that doesn't work on any browser except IE, and doesn't cost me anything.

I think that's an outtake from the Seattle Times Haskell/Beaver editorial.

God don't know Java.

His message sounds like it was written by one of those Nigerian bank spammers.

greg @ 9: exactly! too funny!