Naked Simpsons
posted by on September 12 at 12:20 PM
I was editing the Free Will Astrology column today when I read this:
SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22–Dec 21): Homer Simpson, star of the TV show The Simpsons, has a continually evolving list of the many feats he hopes to accomplish in his life. Among the fantasies that have come true for him are being the manager of a country-western singer, keeping a diary while living in the wilderness, devouring the world’s most massive hoagie, and seeing Steve Nicks naked.
Did Homer desire to see the nude Steve Nicks or was it Stevie Nicks? While looking into it, I found this site: The Simpsons Nudity List. It lists every instance of nudity in the show (with episode reference), including these:
• Homer shows a bit of butt crack as he waves his fanny from heaven to Ned Flanders.
• Comic Book Guy is seen in only his underwear when Marge steals his prescription pants.
• Burns and Smithers visit the “nude female fire station.”
It also definitively answered my question: It is Stevie Nicks. Hurray!
...huh?
There's also Bart skateboarding naked in the movie.
Sweet, this totally saves me from having to go hunt down my horoscope.
Link, Scully! Link!!
Google, Mulder, Google!
@3 You can get it emailed to you every week :D I do! www.freewillastrology.com Oh Breszney. So optimistic all the damn time.
Is Free Will Astrology still that annoying dude from Berkeley that it's always been? Ugh.
I think Charles should write the horoscopes.
Stevie Nicks.
Trust me.
@ 7 - yeah!! Free will astrology is a sorry column. Rockie Horoscope is much better, but I'd love to see Charles take a shot.
Oh my god, Charles' version of horoscopes would be completely incomprehensible. And they would all start with rhetorical questions.
I love Free Will Astrology...sometimes it gives me the chills.
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