LIGHT stalking? i thought the stalking was pretty heavy, thank god. stalkers are the core of my sex life. bring 'em on.
I tossed a wicked wink at you, Mr. Schmader. Did you see?!
Dag, no! Sorry, try again sometime. However, I did meet Slog commentor Carolani, and it was everything I dreamed it would be.
Yeah she told me to find her. I figured it was possible until I started drinking. Sorry, Carollani.
I met Adrian. Which is really the only thing that matters. We're dating, apparently.
I think I started that rumor! But I'm glad it's coming true...
Oh, is it?
Well, at least you've met. In the world of gossip, that means you've been fucking for seven months.
I enjoyed it a lot, and plan on investigating library carts further.
I've secretly been sleeping with everybody at the Stranger for the past seven months. Including you. (Shh!)
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