??!! Drinking Rots Your Brain: The Evidence
posted by on September 28 at 16:12 PM
Exhibit A: Kiefer Sutherland, just charged with drunk driving (and violating his probation from another DUI in 2004).
[That photo of a heart-shaped diamond ring I posted earlier? That wasn’t Kiefer Sutherland. This is Kiefer Sutherland. If you miss the diamond ring, it’s right over here.]
Exhibit B: Sutherland again, this time at a Christmas party (video and photo from Shakespeare’s Sister):
Transcript:
Voice Off-Camera: Hey, Kiefer. You’re a pirate, man.
Kiefer: That would explain everything. [jumps into tree]
Exhibit C: A friend who was just on a flight from Amsterdam witnessed a “super-drunk Marine” start yelling at a nice Eastern European couple because they weren’t speaking English. Or, as the Marine put it, “Stop speaking Russian and talk goddamn American!”
this is a fake, right??
where's dan when we need him?
At least he looks like a fun drunk.
I wish I would've had him on my 21 run!
forgive me, but it rather arouses me to wonder what the view's like from the gum under that table's perspective.
well. i can hardly judge. i've done worse. or so it's been said. franly, i don't believe it.
yes, franly.
I am guess ing franly is the feminine version of frankly.
No wonder the terrorists are winning!
From the inimitable - above -- "I have done worse" --- This is perhaps the most loaded under statement heard in this richly fagggy queeeeer city in ten years.
Congrats Adrian, you win another prize. Look along the seating at Purr this weekend and claim the prize.
Funny, really, funny.
@ 8, franly, WHAT? zak is clearly not your real name. your real name is obscurity.
dude likes to party. big whoop.
That would explain everything.
C'mon...if this photo were doctored, they should have placed his arm on top of the table so we could see what Keifer was working with. If it were not doctored, then they should have moved to the left, waited until Keifer pulled his pants up, and shown us what he was working with. Damn amateurs...
P.S. - In my opinion, this is just about as suspect as the now-infamous Oscar photos from Philly (meaning not very)
Well whatever else - Kiefer shows some fine thighs, and calves.
With nice hair on his legs.
Inviting pose, and drunk to boot. Skilled cocksucker would have that in 3 minutes.
Andy - loosing your touch baby, either Adrian or me would have it in 37 seconds, from under the table.
Seattle style.
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