Comments on The Montana Testicle Festival

Matt Powers is fuckin' hot.

And he likes to eat balls, Poe. You're so in. Just gotta head towards Montana.... oh fuck it.

Matt Powers is fucking hot and how cool is that name.

MATT POWERS, P.I.

Wow, now I want to go to that next year. That looks really fun.

Yeah, Matt Powers looks really fun.

Where are the naked men? What's up with that, Kelly O?

#1 and #5. Just added that last sentence. For you. Because I care.

Did the prude machine get hold of the pix?

What is with all the little tape thingies? Dan was just lecturing about the word fuck, let's tell him bare tit are OK too. In fact more real than just muttering fuck all the time ... which is a male teenagers wet dream, bare tits and fucking.

Censorship of plain old nipples at Slog - God, how funny ... just nipples ... jeez

I don't know about anyone else, but those black bars were certianly not for my convienence.

Thanks!!!

Wow, mosaic censoring even on the link-only special addition for Papayas.  I'm guessing there's a connection to why the video is coming later.

Fun post!

I recall (all too vividly) Dan posting a link to a guy with a huge bottle in his ass. Now that was a photo in need of black bars, these ones not so much.

I don't need any little black bars. I only need a little warning in case I'm at work.

Fucking fine piece of journalism Kelly O. Strong work.

WOOT!

All those balls. Fried.

Quite a festicle.

I am surprised that you went to the Testicle Festival to be honest. Their website absolutely sucks. It has no info at all on what they do at their festival.I would lick Matt's testicles anytime, though. Thank you.

To all -

Good to see and read that gay men can still get to the root - and while LC, above, is working on his balls, I will offer a rim job he will never forget... whatahottie ... whew, my view on Montanta testicles, any sort, has changed forever.

Any one want to carpool to next year"s testicle?

I should add that these pics are STILL NSFW in most workplaces so the black bars do nothing but frustrate those interested in uncensored images. It's like monkey @ 12 says, just put up a warning and put the "objectionable" pictures after the jump and everyone except ecce homo will be happy.

Dear Ms. O - you know who else put black bars over titties?

Hitler.

Red State Raunch IS the new black...

Testicles make people do the cwaziest things...

Yum.

Alcohol and jealousy also make people do craziest things. I left something out of this post besides just the nipples. The reason I was camped out on that pool table was cause I was trying to watch THIS from a distance. HOLY CAT FIGHT. Luckily no one was seriously hurt, but it was surreal when a crime helicopter landed in the middle of the campground. Also surreal (sorry mom) - I was at this same campsite, a little over an hour before this happened. A blonde girl had come up to me, hugged me, and said, "I'm going to hang out with you now, cause you're the only other pussy at this party". This freaked me out so I left. She was probably the girl that got stabbed.

All this said - I NEVER felt unsafe or threatened at either the Festival or any of the surrounding campgrounds. Sometimes people just go batshit crazy.

Yeah, whatever... this kind of thing happens every gotdamn day in Texas and includes but is not limited to water slides, illegal Mexican paraphelnalia and contraband, chicken shit bingo, endangered species taxidermy, BBQ, blackened Cajun, or mesquite-smoked bull balls(not just fried), and of course Lone Star Beer. Not to mention, the balls are bigger in Texas. Montana should no that already though.

Great job O! Looks like lotsa fun. I like the Testy Festy butt man shot the best.

Yeah, whatever... this kind of thing happens every gotdamn day in Texas and includes but is not limited to water slides, illegal Mexican paraphelnalia and contraband, chicken shit bingo, endangered species taxidermy, BBQ, blackened Cajun, or mesquite-smoked bull balls(not just fried), and of course Lone Star Beer. Not to mention, the balls are bigger in Texas. Montana should know that already though.

Great job O! Looks like lotsa fun. I like the Testy Festy butt man shot the best.

kelly, wanna go to the clam(bone) bake? like rare calamari, i hear. big ups to drunken biker chicks!

What's with the video no longer being available? First you censor the pictures, now we can't even see the video? Booooo!