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Monday, August 27, 2007

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posted by on August 27 at 18:22 PM

This is the Nike dress that sexy Sharapova will wear during the evening matches of the 2007 U.S. Open:
450Sharapova.JPG The empress and the empire.

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Such a boor, Charles. But you couldn't bring yourself to leave your "That one! She has some legs!" comment alone; had to replace it with some pseudo-intellectualism.

Honestly, why not just title this "I wish she wasn't wearing that dress so I could see her boobies and dream of fucking her"?

Posted by switzerblog | August 27, 2007 7:14 PM

I wish she wasn't wearing that dress so I could see her boobies and dream of fucking her.

Posted by paul | August 27, 2007 7:22 PM

@2: Ha! Sweeet. That's all I'm asking for, a little intellectual honesty...

Posted by switzerblog | August 27, 2007 7:37 PM

It nicely shoes off the hair on her chest.

Posted by kinaidos | August 27, 2007 7:51 PM

And for her afternoon matches she's wearing her birthday suit. i heard she has quite the carpet.

Posted by kelly o is the bomb | August 27, 2007 8:41 PM

#1: Totally.

Posted by hah | August 27, 2007 9:37 PM

but she doesn't have a huge forehead!

Posted by bing | August 27, 2007 9:49 PM

She looks plastic and has huge feet. Next.

Posted by whatevs | August 27, 2007 9:51 PM

Here are some better photos of her.

She's actually playing (and winning) tennis in these.

Posted by hee | August 27, 2007 10:13 PM

I am NOT OK with "evening" tennis dresses. That is fucking insane.

Unless she is going to fully commit and play in really high heels, restrictive undergarments, and a very elaborate hairstyle, I want no part of this.

Posted by It's Mark Mitchell | August 27, 2007 11:49 PM

@10; Now, that would be fun to watch.

Posted by lawrence clark | August 28, 2007 1:28 AM

she is great. i'm watching federer though. if he were wearing that dress in his evening matches i'd be more excited.

Posted by josh | August 28, 2007 8:30 AM

She is still a Russian citizen, and not a citizen of Empire; thus a subject of Empire.

Posted by SeMe | August 28, 2007 8:51 AM

I totally agree with comment #1. I object to the very existence of attractive women. If they must exist, then I demand that you stop looking at them, and for Gawd's sake stop giving them attention! If that hussy Sharapova insists on going out in public the least she can do is don a burqa!

Posted by Gurldoggie | August 28, 2007 9:15 AM

How come only Charles posts porn-lite? Lets see some of the other Stranger staffers jerk-off pics.

Posted by gavingourley | August 28, 2007 12:30 PM

If I were any of the women that Charles Mudede chose to ogle about intellectually on the Slog, I'd be really, really freaked out. And I'd avoid him.

Posted by chiq | August 28, 2007 3:46 PM

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