Whoa. TMI to the max.
We can also ask what prompted Dan to share this.
Damn. There went my desire to eat lunch.
I think The Stranger is jealous that they didn't get the scoop on the mega-poop story first.
Hey Cato, I was here first with that name!!
After reading this I really wonder why Dan is amazed by someone's reporting on shitting. Slow news day I suppose.
makes me wonder if we would all be better off if we simply made blogs illegal.
even for the Stranger, an all time low
wish it were just the typical bull shit
oh well, the good old days
I can't stop laughing.
i threw up a little in my mouth when i read it.
What's even worse is that it's our most recommended story of the day.
I'm just glad I wasn't the guy waiting for him to finish.
45 minutes? Even with the dispenser difficulties it shouldn't take that long.
Oh for a bidet in every bathroom.
Seatlest seem like clean people, so I'm going to guess there was some washing involved afterwards.
Oh, that Matt.
Someone needs to take a class in how to ship properly.
5 minutes tops, unless your sick. Otherwise you're just wasting time.
Messy Marvin is a tough customer.
*trying to think who put Silvie in charge of differentiating ourselves from Seattle Metblogs*
What the hell do they mean, "one of those"? That doesn't happen to adults with immediate bathroom access. That happens to little kids with dads that won't pull the car over.
No, the real question is what on earth prompted YOU to share this?!
Funny shit - and writing like that is always news worthy. Whether you're throwing up in your mouth or laughing your ass off, it's only proof that a well-crafted story always has its way. Funny, funny, funny
Five minutes! What in the hell are you doing in there, Monkey? Beating off? I'm in and out in two seconds, tops -- less if I leave my pants on. I'm an important fellow, got things to do, places to be. I can't be wasting my time wrestling with the TP holder.
baby wipes would handle that
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