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Thursday, August 9, 2007

Dumping on Seattlest

posted by on August 9 at 11:16 AM

What on earth prompted Seattlest to share this?

On the way to the Seattlest meet up at Smith last night, one contributor stopped in to the Six Arms to grab a cheese burger, but he ate it too fast and had to go to their bathroom to take an emergency shit, which turned out to be one of those that breaks off halfway, thereby requiring about 45 minutes of ass wiping. To make matters worse, the face of the toilet paper dispenser kept falling off, so with one hand ripping out toilet paper and the other hand trying to keep the container in place, and at the same time trying not to let the pants fall to the nasty floor, we finally realized that that’s why they call it the Six Arms.

Seattlest goes into all that detail but doesn’t let us know whether or not he bothered to wash his hands. Here’s hoping.

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1

Whoa. TMI to the max.

Posted by Callie | August 9, 2007 11:21 AM
2

We can also ask what prompted Dan to share this.

Posted by Matt from Denver | August 9, 2007 11:24 AM
3

Damn. There went my desire to eat lunch.

Posted by Phelix | August 9, 2007 11:29 AM
4

I think The Stranger is jealous that they didn't get the scoop on the mega-poop story first.

Posted by Cato | August 9, 2007 11:35 AM
5

Hey Cato, I was here first with that name!!

After reading this I really wonder why Dan is amazed by someone's reporting on shitting. Slow news day I suppose.

Posted by Cato the Younger Younger | August 9, 2007 11:44 AM
6

makes me wonder if we would all be better off if we simply made blogs illegal.

Posted by wf | August 9, 2007 11:45 AM
7

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

even for the Stranger, an all time low

wish it were just the typical bull shit

oh well, the good old days

Posted by Harold Hardon | August 9, 2007 11:47 AM
8

I can't stop laughing.

Posted by Mr. Poe | August 9, 2007 11:59 AM
9

i threw up a little in my mouth when i read it.

Posted by urp | August 9, 2007 12:03 PM
10

What's even worse is that it's our most recommended story of the day.

I'm just glad I wasn't the guy waiting for him to finish.

Posted by Seth | August 9, 2007 12:24 PM
11

45 minutes? Even with the dispenser difficulties it shouldn't take that long.

Oh for a bidet in every bathroom.

Posted by Matthew | August 9, 2007 12:27 PM
12

Seatlest seem like clean people, so I'm going to guess there was some washing involved afterwards.

Posted by Jason Josephes | August 9, 2007 12:34 PM
13

Oh, that Matt.

Posted by --MC | August 9, 2007 12:37 PM
14

Someone needs to take a class in how to ship properly.

5 minutes tops, unless your sick. Otherwise you're just wasting time.

Posted by monkey | August 9, 2007 12:41 PM
15

Poop thread!!!

Posted by LT L | August 9, 2007 1:12 PM
16

Messy Marvin is a tough customer.

Posted by Lloyd Clydesdale | August 9, 2007 1:17 PM
17

*trying to think who put Silvie in charge of differentiating ourselves from Seattle Metblogs*

Posted by MvB | August 9, 2007 1:50 PM
18

What the hell do they mean, "one of those"? That doesn't happen to adults with immediate bathroom access. That happens to little kids with dads that won't pull the car over.

Posted by Dougsf | August 9, 2007 2:14 PM
19

No, the real question is what on earth prompted YOU to share this?!

Posted by GW2 | August 9, 2007 3:26 PM
20

Funny shit - and writing like that is always news worthy. Whether you're throwing up in your mouth or laughing your ass off, it's only proof that a well-crafted story always has its way. Funny, funny, funny

Posted by #19 | August 9, 2007 3:29 PM
21

Five minutes! What in the hell are you doing in there, Monkey? Beating off? I'm in and out in two seconds, tops -- less if I leave my pants on. I'm an important fellow, got things to do, places to be. I can't be wasting my time wrestling with the TP holder.

Posted by Fnarf | August 9, 2007 4:08 PM
22

baby wipes would handle that

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