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Tuesday, August 7, 2007

From My In-Box

posted by on August 7 at 15:15 PM


I enjoyed your article on Chris Crocker and would like to send him some Chanel lipsticks, nail polish, eyeliner, mascara etc etc etc.

Wrote to him about it and asked if I could send it to him through you, since he is leary about giving out his address to a complete stranger (can’t blame him at all!)

Please let me know.


San Francisco

I don’t know… Should I really get into the business of sending a stranger’s Chanel across state lines?

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Somebody rent that kid a PO Box!

Posted by lilblackcat | August 7, 2007 3:26 PM

Somebody call Dateline.

Posted by monkey | August 7, 2007 3:29 PM

Serious reply: No. You don't know what the hell they put in that make up before sending it to you to send to Chris.

Instead, suggest they send him a gift card to a local store where he can pick up his own beauty-products. Besides, it's much more fun to pick out your own. :)

Posted by Phelix | August 7, 2007 3:41 PM

dear idiot:
you know what podunk town he lives in from the article.

odds are if you address it to:

Chris Crocker
South Bumfuck, AL

it'd get there. the PO is pretty good.

Posted by maxsolomon | August 7, 2007 3:49 PM

Not unless you want to end up running a mail-based Chris Crocker fan club, because you know if you agree to do it once...

Posted by Darcy | August 7, 2007 3:58 PM

yeah I'd say gift card for drug store dot com would be the best way.

Posted by little red ryan hood | August 7, 2007 4:10 PM

two words: gift card.

Posted by Stilettov | August 7, 2007 4:43 PM

It could be from al-Qaeda.

Not to worry, they'll install bugs in his computer and webstream his camera to the NSA.

Posted by Will in Seattle | August 7, 2007 4:46 PM

I'm pretty sure Al Qaeda would never use anything but MAC.

Posted by Fnarf | August 7, 2007 5:05 PM

As my mother always says, No good deed goes unpunished.

Posted by catalina vel-duray | August 7, 2007 5:12 PM

@9 aww snap.

Posted by Phenics | August 7, 2007 5:23 PM

how very modern - the gift card - shit, you can tell les provinces have taken over Seattle

send a BIG box of Chanel - spend 500 euros.

will be the best gift he ever received

red bows and fancy paper and 100 bill tucked in the card

Posted by Jean Claude Ferrand | August 7, 2007 5:37 PM

You have to do it. I know the above commenters have voiced the concern that you'd be the Chris Crocker re-mailer center of the world, but fuck it, you can always get another unpaid intern to do all the work. It'll be easy. In this Bushian economy, the prospect of having even a pathetic internship that consists entirely of sending high end fashion items to a gay kid in BFE will attract massive competition.

Posted by Gitai | August 7, 2007 7:11 PM

Lipsticks melt. Caution.

Posted by Ariel Dumas | August 8, 2007 1:44 PM

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