Looks like there is an equally inappropriate toy under the space heater. Only that one is not ribbed, and there is a good chance I wouldn't even think about it had it not been for the giant red cock rider.
Fucking through the snow, on a one ribbed cock red sleigh, o'er the bumps we go, cumming all the way (oh oh OH!)...
I wonder if The Crypt carries those. hmmm.
I feel dirty of a sudden.
Yikes. That would roundly skew a wild boar. Or split a small human right down the middle.
I'm actually in Belltown (Redmond during the workday), not Russia.
You guys should check out reddit.com at least once a day - lots of good stuff pops up on there through democratic process sooner than it reaches you by tips.
Teach your children well...
Thank god for englishrussia.
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