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Thursday, August 9, 2007

Dept. of Completely Inappropriate Childrens Toys

posted by on August 9 at 9:12 AM

From an alert reader in Russia…


Observations, provenance, and photos of an adorable Russian girl playing with this thing can be found here.

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Looks like there is an equally inappropriate toy under the space heater. Only that one is not ribbed, and there is a good chance I wouldn't even think about it had it not been for the giant red cock rider.

Posted by Mr. Poe | August 9, 2007 9:30 AM

Fucking through the snow, on a one ribbed cock red sleigh, o'er the bumps we go, cumming all the way (oh oh OH!)...

Posted by Carollani | August 9, 2007 9:37 AM

I wonder if The Crypt carries those. hmmm.

Posted by monkey | August 9, 2007 9:39 AM

I feel dirty of a sudden.

Posted by It's Mark Mitchell | August 9, 2007 9:43 AM

Yikes. That would roundly skew a wild boar. Or split a small human right down the middle.

Posted by Miss Stereo | August 9, 2007 9:52 AM

I'm actually in Belltown (Redmond during the workday), not Russia.

Posted by Tiffany | August 9, 2007 9:56 AM

You guys should check out at least once a day - lots of good stuff pops up on there through democratic process sooner than it reaches you by tips.

Posted by Noink | August 9, 2007 10:15 AM

Oh my!

Posted by piglet | August 9, 2007 10:38 AM

Teach your children well...

Posted by Orson | August 9, 2007 11:58 AM

Thank god for englishrussia.

Posted by Fnarf | August 9, 2007 12:03 PM

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