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Tuesday, August 21, 2007

The Best of her Beauty

posted by on August 21 at 15:12 PM

For this image:
90484979_494e4a8bcf-1.jpg The incredible writer for one of my favorite blogs, India Sexy Girl, has this to say:

This is one of the most gorgeous pictures shot for the calendar. It shows the gorgeous Feroze Gujral scantily covered by the bed sheet. She is just being herself in the bed and ends up posing like a beautiful sculpture. In the background is an artist who is possibly a voyeur trying to capture that beautiful moment. The picture plays around the belief which most people have that a woman looks at the best of her beauty when she wakes up in the morning.

The photographer has definitely managed to recreate that magical moment and cover it in his camera and the beautiful Feroze, with her sculpted body, has done full justice to the picture making it look a masterpiece. It also depicts that this super model’s beauty is worth appreciation whether she is just alone by herself or whether she is on ramp with the entire cameras focusing on her.

How will I ever stop laughing? Each sentence in these paragraphs has enough wood to keep the furnace of my laughter going for weeks.

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charles, i think kurt cobain wrote some lyrics w/ you in mind: "i wish i was like you. easily amused."

Posted by brad | August 21, 2007 3:28 PM

The text certainly has me laughing, but I don't know if it's for the same reasons as Mudede.  There is nothing remotely candid, spontaneous, or natural about the way the sheet covers the model.  Whatever aesthetic virtues this photo might have, it bears little resemblance (in appearance or mood) to a woman waking up in the morning.

Posted by lostboy | August 21, 2007 3:29 PM

chaz is laughing because he now has some gems to use in his own articles and slog posts.

I mean really, what is so different from what he quoted, and what he writes?


Posted by Bellevue Ave | August 21, 2007 3:33 PM

each sentence in these paragraphs gives you enough wood for weeks?

Posted by tee hee | August 21, 2007 3:35 PM

Those sentences are indistinguishable from those in a mediocre freshman comp essay. "In Franz Kafka's The Trial Kafka makes commentary about humanity through the character of Josef K." Et cetera.

Posted by Sweeney Agonistes | August 21, 2007 3:41 PM

Yes, many girls I know look their most naturally beautiful when they wake up in the morning in full fresh make-up wearing their sheet diapers.

Posted by monkey | August 21, 2007 3:41 PM

uh oh, Chaz has wood for a white girl?

Posted by the end is here | August 21, 2007 3:43 PM

Charles provides enough wood for my humor furnace to last a lifetime, each time he waxes philosophical about boobies. And knowing that he reads a blog with both "sexy" and "girl" right in the title is like having my own little humor sawmill. Thanks, Charles!

Posted by switzerblog | August 21, 2007 4:35 PM

Contrary to popular (?) belief, most women look like hell when they first wake up in the morning.

Posted by Rose Red | August 21, 2007 4:43 PM

the fabric covering her body resembles the bandages cut to bind the feet of Chinese women.

Posted by girl | August 21, 2007 5:00 PM

I like a tired, puffy-eyed, pre-makeup woman. I think it's cute. But then, it helps if the woman in question is pretty in the first place.

Posted by christopher | August 21, 2007 5:02 PM

Yeah, that wooden writing doesn't hold a candle to something like "Very few things in this world (and probably other worlds) are funnier than the fact of police officers chasing a doughnut truck."

Posted by Ben | August 21, 2007 5:55 PM

Hey, is that 6x9 sheet film? Great image for analog photography...

Posted by jonny | August 21, 2007 6:33 PM

"…the furnace of my laughter"? Ha ha ha, I love this metaphor. I don't know what it is, but all of your posts today have been hilarious.

Posted by David E. | August 21, 2007 7:40 PM

I'm sorry, I was looking at the pic.

What were you saying?

Posted by Will in Seattle | August 21, 2007 11:35 PM

Dude, you're reading a mediocre, very very softcore porn blog. Written by someone to whom English is a 3rd languange.
You really don't go looking at the quality of literature in something like that.

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