Comments on The Morning News

Food Network has some good recipes as long as you stick to the ones by the good cooks and chefs (Alton Brown, Mario Batali) and ignore the dopes (just about everyone who isn't Brown or Batali with a couple of exceptions).

The Dow-Jones link is broken.

I recommend using fresh mozzarella instead of the fontina and use canned Pomodoro San Marzano or plum tomatoes if you want your pizza authentic. You can get both ingredients at almost any supermarket, including QFC and Safeway.

That "guilty of masturbation" case is fucking ridiculous. Don't inmates shit in their cells too? I think that officer is on a power trip and lording it over that 20 year old kid to prove a point.

@4,

You did read the article, right? She has apparently never reported any inmates who concealed their masturbation. The guy she reported masturbated several times in clear sight before she did anything. I'm pretty sure that power tripping is a job requirement for prison guards.

Baboons use a natural product as a contraceptive.

If such a natural product worked in people, what would it do to Vatican arguments about "artificial" contraception........

I agree with keshmeshi @5, cause keshmeshi agreed with me when this was its own topic two days ago. And we're both still right.

Dear Slog Gods,

Why does Slog no longer "remember me" when I post? I'm not deleting my browsing history, cookies or cache.

If you hear me, please give me a sign.

Grilled pizza is the best, but don't try it without a proper pizza paddle.

You might also want to try saying "proper pizza paddle" five times fast.

Can the theme for recipes next time be exotic meats? Medallions of Gazelle in a nice marsala? Tiger Sausage Dumplings? Ortolan?