Slog - Comments on The Morning News http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/the_morning_news_249 "Meth mouth": Congress doesn't like it.. Fidel Castro: Mysteriously absent during Cuba celebrations. Masturbation: Worse than prison rape? Chinese software pirates:Busted! Obama: Doomed by astrology? Global Warming: Hates South Texas. Mueller: Gonzales lied. The Dow-Jones Industrial Average: Biggest slide since February. Baboons: Have this whole birth control thing all figured out. Recipe of the Day: Grilled Pizza Margherita (Recipe from, of all places, the Food Network)... Copyright 2008 Fri, 27 Jul 2007 07:56:21 -0800 Fri, 27 Jul 2007 12:22:59 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Matt from Denver Food Network has some good recipes as long as you stick to the ones by the good cooks and chefs (Alton Brown, Mario Batali) and ignore the dopes (just about everyone who isn't Brown or Batali with a couple of exceptions).

]]> Matt from Denver http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/the_morning_news_249#c771229 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/the_morning_news_249#c771229 News Fri, 27 Jul 2007 08:11:18 -0800 Comment by Judah The Dow-Jones link is broken.

]]> Judah http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/the_morning_news_249#c771236 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/the_morning_news_249#c771236 News Fri, 27 Jul 2007 08:23:20 -0800 Comment by elswinger I recommend using fresh mozzarella instead of the fontina and use canned Pomodoro San Marzano or plum tomatoes if you want your pizza authentic. You can get both ingredients at almost any supermarket, including QFC and Safeway.

]]> elswinger http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/the_morning_news_249#c771249 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/the_morning_news_249#c771249 News Fri, 27 Jul 2007 08:51:51 -0800 Comment by Carollani That "guilty of masturbation" case is fucking ridiculous. Don't inmates shit in their cells too? I think that officer is on a power trip and lording it over that 20 year old kid to prove a point.

]]> Carollani http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/the_morning_news_249#c771256 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/the_morning_news_249#c771256 News Fri, 27 Jul 2007 09:02:19 -0800 Comment by keshmeshi @4,

You did read the article, right? She has apparently never reported any inmates who concealed their masturbation. The guy she reported masturbated several times in clear sight before she did anything. I'm pretty sure that power tripping is a job requirement for prison guards.

]]> keshmeshi http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/the_morning_news_249#c771293 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/the_morning_news_249#c771293 News Fri, 27 Jul 2007 09:47:39 -0800 Comment by Andrew Taylor Baboons use a natural product as a contraceptive.

If such a natural product worked in people, what would it do to Vatican arguments about "artificial" contraception........

]]> Andrew Taylor http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/the_morning_news_249#c771313 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/the_morning_news_249#c771313 News Fri, 27 Jul 2007 10:15:04 -0800 Comment by S I agree with keshmeshi @5, cause keshmeshi agreed with me when this was its own topic two days ago. And we're both still right.

]]> S http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/the_morning_news_249#c771314 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/the_morning_news_249#c771314 News Fri, 27 Jul 2007 10:15:11 -0800 Comment by Original Andrew Dear Slog Gods,

Why does Slog no longer "remember me" when I post? I'm not deleting my browsing history, cookies or cache.

If you hear me, please give me a sign.

]]> Original Andrew http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/the_morning_news_249#c771369 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/the_morning_news_249#c771369 News Fri, 27 Jul 2007 11:14:41 -0800 Comment by Explorer Grilled pizza is the best, but don't try it without a proper pizza paddle.

You might also want to try saying "proper pizza paddle" five times fast.

]]> Explorer http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/the_morning_news_249#c771411 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/the_morning_news_249#c771411 News Fri, 27 Jul 2007 11:53:47 -0800 Comment by It's Mark Mitchell Can the theme for recipes next time be exotic meats? Medallions of Gazelle in a nice marsala? Tiger Sausage Dumplings? Ortolan?

]]> It's Mark Mitchell http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/the_morning_news_249#c771437 http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/07/the_morning_news_249#c771437 News Fri, 27 Jul 2007 12:22:59 -0800