City Summertime, and the Living’s Skeezy
posted by July 10 at 13:40 PMon
Remember yesterday? The day that offered but a taste of the heat that’s steaming up today? Well, yesterday after work, I stopped by the Safeway at 23rd and Madison and saw a twenty-something woman doing her grocery shopping in a bikini.
It was truly a sight, even to homosexual me, and I really really really wanted to get a photo of her with my phone, but I didn’t want to be the creepy guy surreptitiously photographing the lady shopping in a bikini, so I gave up.
As if to confirm the rightness of my decision, this morning brought this Hot Tip to my inbox:
I was at the QFC on the north side of Broadway yesterday around 7 pm doing some shopping with my girlfriend, when I noticed this voyeur-asshole (about 6ft, African-American, w/ 3-4-inch mini-dreads) awkwardly position himself behind my gal, holding what appeared to be an I-Phone down near his waist pointed at her ass. My intuition told me exactly what he was doing (i.e. snapping a surreptitious pic of her ass in tight summer pants), but it wasn’t until I noticed him walk over to the very next aisle and repeat the same act on another unsuspecting, attractive female with a nice behind, that I deliberated what next to do. After a few minutes I explained the situation to my lady, and told her to wait a few minutes for me while I investigated. Sure enough creep-dude was now at the check-out stand behind another hottie in tight pants. I promptly informed the nearest manager and clandestinely pointed out the pervert to him-then walked out, creeped out for the summer. Side note: I understand that this isn’t an illegal thing to do in WA. In your opinion, should I have done anything else—or confronted the asshole? I really feel irresolute about the whole thing.
What think ye, Slog readers?