Comments on Notes From The Prayer Warrior

I don't think there's ever been a more appropriate time to say, "Get off that cross. Someone could use the wood."

Dear Prayer Warrior,

WHAT ABOUT ME?!

Your pastor,
Hutch

Who has your daughter recently double-crossed romantically, Hutch?

I don't get it ... what's the connection between his daughter's friends spending the night and his daughter's car windows being smashed?

Does God hate sleepovers too?

God hates those filty, filthy sleepovers- what with the panties and the pillow fights, and those ample, ample bosoms bouncing... bouncing...

'scuse me while I perge myself of Satan.

If someone is out to get Hutch, he/she is a lazy ass. The mail stealing incident happened three weeks ago.

It's Karma, Hutch. What sins have you committed that caused Goddess/Universe to smite you so? In the photos I've seen, you look like a big boy, so perhaps it's gluttony that is causing the "blood numbers" and the mailbox bashing and window breaking to be visited upon your door.

Haters gotta hate, though, so maybe its just the spawn of your own words coming back at you.

Cause, of course, it's all about you.

I think the only thing we can say with certainty is that someone was out to get the windows and the mail.

Done and done.

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