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Monday, July 30, 2007

Notes From The Prayer Warrior

posted by on July 30 at 16:10 PM

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Dear Prayer Warrior,

This last weekend, my daughter had a couple of friends over to spend the night. The next morning, every window of her car was busted. That, along with our mail getting stolen, indicates that someone is out to get us. Pray that we can find out who is doing this, and for resolution!

Praise, my blood numbers dropped! Pray that they will continue to go down.

Your Pastor,
Hutch

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I don't think there's ever been a more appropriate time to say, "Get off that cross. Someone could use the wood."

Posted by Gitai | July 30, 2007 4:13 PM
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Dear Prayer Warrior,

WHAT ABOUT ME?!

Your pastor,
Hutch

Posted by monkey | July 30, 2007 4:18 PM
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Who has your daughter recently double-crossed romantically, Hutch?

Posted by Fnarf | July 30, 2007 4:19 PM
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I don't get it ... what's the connection between his daughter's friends spending the night and his daughter's car windows being smashed?

Does God hate sleepovers too?

Posted by arduous | July 30, 2007 4:27 PM
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God hates those filty, filthy sleepovers- what with the panties and the pillow fights, and those ample, ample bosoms bouncing... bouncing...


'scuse me while I perge myself of Satan.

Posted by Hutch | July 30, 2007 4:33 PM
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If someone is out to get Hutch, he/she is a lazy ass. The mail stealing incident happened three weeks ago.

Posted by keshmeshi | July 30, 2007 5:04 PM
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It's Karma, Hutch. What sins have you committed that caused Goddess/Universe to smite you so? In the photos I've seen, you look like a big boy, so perhaps it's gluttony that is causing the "blood numbers" and the mailbox bashing and window breaking to be visited upon your door.

Haters gotta hate, though, so maybe its just the spawn of your own words coming back at you.

Posted by Ken H. | July 30, 2007 5:12 PM
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Cause, of course, it's all about you.

Posted by JenK | July 30, 2007 5:44 PM
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I think the only thing we can say with certainty is that someone was out to get the windows and the mail.

Done and done.

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