Sex Look Out, Savage Love
posted by July 19 at 17:50 PMon
Self-proclaimed “thug misses” Khia—last heard singing “My Neck, My Back (Lick It)” (“Then you roll your tongue, from the crack back to the front/ then suck it off til I shake and cum nigga/ make sure I keep bustin nuts nigga”)—has an advice column for Hood Magazine, where she’ll answer your “qestions” about love, sex, and relationships.
Here’s the first question, with Khia’s response.
Khia I got a serious situation going on, I be with this girl from time to time, well I be fucking this girl sometimes, we don’t do nothing but fuck, we don’t talk, we don’t go out, we just fuck. When we first started fucking she told me she was on the shot and was trying to get me to hit her raw but I never would. Then we started using her condoms all the time and now she saying she pregnant. I really think she poked holes in the condoms or something because I never slipped not once. What should I do? -Fucked up in the HooD
What’s really HooD Fucked up in the HooD? Shit, I guess we all get fucked up in the HooD from time to time but shit what did you get yourself into? You know damn well not to hit no HooD trick raw, butt naked, or any other bitch at that, cause a real bitch would pack her own protection shot. There’s so much shit to catch out here so this sounds like a set up to me. Do you know of her fucking any other niggas you know, the streets don’t lie. Now you already knnow if your dealing with a lady or a tramp so a blood test is needed ASAP before you do any claiming. In the mean time be a loyal nigga and a friend and be there for her and the child, hell you was hitting it, and if it comes back not yours you’ll look like a real ass nigga who stepped up to the plate and she’ll look like a nasty whore that needs Muarry [ECB: Maury?] to find her REAL baby daddy… You Are Not The Father!!!!!!!!Hello
Watch your back, Savage. There’s a new hot mess in town.