I used to be big into Maddox. Like...four years ago. I think once he started writing his book everything went downhill. That, or I just grew out of him. I thought his April Fools joke was funny; I'll give him that. His hate mail, crappy childrens art, and movie reviews are by far the best. Oh, and 'I hate Cameron Diaz'.
Megan, where have YOU been the last 5 years? I figured Maddox's page was common knowledge by now.
Everyone has to realize that the Stranger staff have only recently discovered the internets. Take it easy on 'em.
I forget, is Maddox from Something Awful? I recognize the name but I'm not sure where from.
Isn't Maddox the cruft I get under my skateboard when I cut thru the dog park?
The other blogger to look up is Maddox's friend Tucker Max. Show his site to ECB and watch her head explode.
1. Also, keep in mind that he hasn't posted much in the last couple years. he used to crank out material with some regularity. Now he'll disappear for months at a time.
Show ECB any number of Maddox (as well as Tucker Max) articles and watch her head explode.
Maddox is that guy in the Marvel Universe who can make doubles of himself.
And yeah it was really great for about 3 days around 5 years ago, but his little grr I'm so angry routine wore thin rather quickly.
Wait, no Madrox is the Marvel guy.
How did ECB make it this far in life without her head exploding?
She has special powers.
Maddox is a dumbass
i read Maddox's book in one (free) sitting in a Borders in Redmond--I don't recommend it. but Tucker Max's book (I hope they serve beer in hell) is one of the funniest things i have ever read. we break it out every time we get drunk and do an open reading of one of his stories. my personal favorite is "Tucker Max tries butt sex, hilarity does not ensue"
Hello 1997!! lol It's awesome you found him though because he is fairly, well...awesome.
I remember the other day when someone mocked The Stranger staff for finding some YouTube video that everyone already knew about.
At first I was just like, "whoa, lay off, i mean not everyone sits on the Internets all day finding sweet-ass funny videos to watch, all right?"
Now I'm like, "it's so true!"
She just discovered Maddox, eh? Coming up next, Megan Seling discovers blackpeopleloveus.com, Bonsai Kitten, Goatse, and shit everyone else saw 10 minutes after using the world wide web for the first time a dozen or so years ago.
I wonder if she was one of the folk who claimed they didn't get the 'Internet', they signed up for the world wide web! Oh that would be deliciously horrid!
Hey Megan, theres a cool site called "lemon party". Google it and write a story on it pls?
Jesus christ, it's like you reporters have jobs and don't spend all day on the internet or something.
Maddox does not rule, because he does not update his site very often. That is all!
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