News Heya, Everybody Else! Go Fuck-a Yo’ Mamma!
posted by July 14 at 12:54 PMon
Methodist? Buddhist? Jew? Anabaptist? Wiccan-Neopagan-Universalist-Dingbat? Whatever? Sorry, suckers! The Pope says you’re all full of shit! The One True Poop, straight from the horse’s ass…
LORENZAGO DI CADORE, Italy - Pope Benedict XVI has reasserted the universal primacy of the Roman Catholic Church, approving a document released Tuesday that says Orthodox churches were defective and that other Christian denominations were not true churches.
Well, at least that clears that up.