Beautiful--beautiful! Dan, this made my morning!
That's just lovely (in a Divine Justice kinda way anyhow).
Dan - I hope you're somewhere in EST enjoying a vacation and not up slogging at 5am. Otherwise, it's time to buy some ambien.
Ambien! thats the ticket! this guy will blame it all on Ambien. Two so far this week--lets go for a trifecta.
On the east coast, Providence, Slogging at a decent hour, thanks.
p.s. Happy Birthday, Dan.
Uhm, I think I'd charge Bob a little more than $20.
What a nice story to wake up to. Thanks.
Man, the GOP really is blessed! They are giving us a holiday everyday!!! Next: Bush hired Jeff Gannon for oral sex!!! (Please let that come out please!!)
Schadenfraude is a wonderful thing!
"Florida Republicans have an expectation of tested leadership and John McCain's exemplary record of military and elected service, coupled with his proven ability to create reform, will elevate him in our state," said state Representative Bob Allen.
Senator John McCain stated that he was proud of the support he has received from these elected Florida Republicans. "These men are respected leaders in their communities and have real experience wrestling with the important issues of our day," Senator McCain said. "Along with Florida voters, I will turn to these leaders. Their counsel will be very helpful and their support invaluable."
Let's not forget the one that went down in flames in VA a wekk ago who was caught buying coke. All three were involved in the McCain campaign. Another half dozen of these exposures and the rep party will just disintegrate in the south.
"Water sports" too funny! He doesn't look like a recreational swimmer, either.
Maybe now he'll find his Johnnycakes.
Now we know who's behind all those gay sweaters...
WHAT UP PROVIDENCE
also: OFFENDED BY BLOWJOBS FROM WOMEN COMMENT
An virulently anti-gay, uber-consevative, family values Republican is actually a closet case?
Why am I not the least bit surprised by this?
Wow ... this week just gets funner and funner. I hope we somehow find out that Mitt Romney is into pegging before this weekend. That'd be a closeted-GOP hat trick.
Oh, and happy birthday Dan.
A fiscally conservative republican won’t pay anymore for patio furniture or spa treatments than the absolute sale price bargain. Why pay more than 20 for an around the alley dumpster suck and toss, ya know?
Hooray for exposing bigoted hypocrites! Boo for slamming women with regard to BJs. Many women enjoy lolli-lickin' thank you very much.
i read this story over an hour ago and i'm still smiling from ear to ear. this is easily the best family-values-conservative-going-down-in-flames story [pun not intended. or is it?] since ted haggard.
Whoa, hold up! Since when does offering a cop money to blow you (or to blow them) make you gay? The mustache makes them irresistible...
did you notice this: Allen... is a former Little League volunteer and has donated time to the Boys & Girls Clubs of Central Florida.
why include that information? i'm not guessing it's to show that he is really a good guy -- or that someone can be gay an a volunteer. it seems to be included to freak out conservative parents who sign up thier kids in little league and let them join the B&G Club...
People, it's not Dan's REAL birthday. (That's in October.) He's just saying this news is LIKE having Christmas & b-day at the same time.
My man doesn't mind the blow jobs he gets from me, Dan, but then I've never asked him if he's had any from people of the male persuasion. Hmmmm. Now I'm really curious! Oh honey....!
Perhaps Mr. Allen's arrest will be the final nail in the McCain campaign coffin. We can hope!
Ten points if you post that clip from Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy where the closeted dad tries to explain away getting busted in a bathroom.
Thank you for pointing out Josh Marshall's ignorance. I thought I was losing my mind. Straight people really are different from you and me.
Dan-- you've got, shall we say, the wrong end of the stick.
The debate on TPM is which way the money was to pass. Josh hasn't touched on who was gonna be daddy.
I can't speak for Mr. Marshall, but as a straight man I can understand that gay men can enjoy performing oral sex. Personally, I enjoy eating pussy. What I can't understand is paying someone for the privilege.
We should declare a holiday to commemorate all these conservatives turning out to be exactly what they decry. It's seriously an epidemic.
Love Providence Dan! Enjoy it.
Love you too, keep up the good laughs... hahahahaha stupid conservatives... hahahahahahaha
It's not that they LIE.
It's that they do it so OFTEN.
As in ... ALL THE TIME.
Only those who work for Satan think that is GOOD.
heres what i dont get; paying to be an oral bottom. isnt that somethign that can be done for free?
they usually pay for the anoniminty... it's not like they can go to a club and meet someone for a trist...
I swear, the Republican party needs to form a new caucus: Pole-Smoking Self-Hating Closet Cases Caucus.
You can't make shit like this up.
Now when you look like that.
As Charlie Sheen said, "You're not paying for sex. You're paying for them to go away afterwards."
I'd hit that.
wouldnt it be cheaper to kill consensual partners?
OK, it's been settled. TPM did a followup and posted the original arrest report:
The low-down is that Rep. Allen was to pay $20 for the privilege of being an oral bottom.
Now, who can get a picture of Officer D. Kavanaugh, so we know how Rep. Allen likes his men?
OK ... Small victories, right? But ... has anyone else noticed the fact that this story hasn't been covered by any prominent, national news source?!
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