Politics Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
posted by July 12 at 5:05 AMon
Bob Allen, a Republican state rep in Florida and the co-chair of John “I Can Hate The Gays Too!” McCain’s Florida campaign, was arrested last night after allegedly offering an undercover cop $20 to let Allen suck him off.
Allen is married man, has a kid.
And guess what? Man, you’re never going to believe this! You better sit down! The allegedly cock-hungry Bob Allen has a strongly anti-gay voting record, a voting record that earned him a “worst of the worst” rating from a gay political group in Florida! It’s true!
For those of you keeping score at home: We’ve had two GOP hypocrites exposed in a single week! It’s like… Christmas came early and it’s my birthday too!
Oh, and there’s an amusing debate going on over at Talking Points Memo about whether Allen was offering to pay the cop—allegedly, allegedly—to perform oral sex Allen, or if we was offering to pay the cop to allow Allen perform upon him. Josh Marshall, like a lot of straight men, can’t seem to wrap his head around the fact that many gay men actually enjoy giving head—that’s what a lifetime of getting blowjobs from women can do to a guy, I guess. Hell, some gay men are exclusive oral bottoms, that is, always givers of head, never getters.
And in most cases where a male prostitute is engaged for oral sex, it is the prostitute that is “serviced,” not the client. Please make a note of it, Mr. Marshall.
UPDATE: More on Allen, via JoeMyGod: Allen authored Florida House Bill #1475, the “Lewd and Lecivious Behavior Act,” which would have made public masturbation in the presence of another adult illegal, whether the other adult consented or not. Now we know why oral sex wasn’t covered in Allen’s bill. Allen also lists “water sports” as a hobby on his website. Says JoeMyGod: “Hmm, he doesn’t look like he skis.”