Hetero Defender of Marriage
posted by July 9 at 20:43 PMon
The phone number of a Republican senator from Louisiana has turned up on the client list of the so-called “DC Madam.” Sen. David Vitter has basically admitted to banging hookers by apologizing for “a very serious sin in my past,” and he’s “asked for and received forgiveness from God and my wife,” and refuses to discuss the matter any further.
Of course the hooker-banging senator is an anti-gay marriage asswipe—of course, of course, of course—as well as a big promoter of abstinence education. Same-sex marriage? That’s a threat to his marriage—hell, the hooker-banging senator from Louisiana compared gay marriage to Hurricane Katrina. But adultery? Oh, that’s a pardonable offense, hardly worth pestering the senator with questions about—particularly seeing as how God and the wife (in that order) have already forgiven his lying, cheating, hypocritical ass.
Here’s hoping that Vitter didn’t knock that hooker up—because he’s opposed to abortion too.