Celeb Courtney Kicked Me Out, Blogs Unchecked!
posted by July 30 at 11:05 AMon
Oh, it would have been so lovely! Magnificent, really! Grand! Alas…
Last week I reported the deeply disturbing encrypted messages that a certain Courtney Love was sending to…someone…via her newish Myspace blog thingy. Indeed, I had grandiose plans to update you on her mad and random and indecipherable bloggings as they occurred. But the clever, clever Courtney beast (damn her! Do you hear me? Damn her!) has thwarted my will completely. I tip my hat. Or I would if I wore one. Which I don’t.
Hats are gay.
Indeed, in a Machiavellian maneuver worthy of the woman who possibly one-upped even OJ, she has limited her blog access to, um, FRIENDS ONLY (ahem), and, well, let’s be frank, she’s not my friend. Indeed, no, not at all. So in effect, she’s locked me out. Utterly. And there’s nothing I can do about it. Except maybe exhort others who actually ARE her, excuse me, “friends”, to cut and paste her entries as they occur into an email and send them to me at email@example.com, of course. But I’d never be so fucking crass.
Touché, you dizzy bitch!