??!! Calves in Costume
posted by on July 19 at 11:43 AM
Friend of Slog Keith—after reading this post and possibly playing this game (next round coming today!)—found this photo of a potato with smooth calves (why so shaved, man?) taken at Alki a couple weeks ago. The comments are all about this guy’s legs.
Mr. Potato Legs makes one of the commenters think of another mascot:
I had an encounter with the Ivar’s clam mascot…at the Fire Festival in Pioneer Square…and we were all taken with the nice shape of the costumed clam’s lower human half. Maybe the “Mascot Workout” will be our next fitness craze.
And the next commenter writes:
given that Spuds on Alki is owned by Ivar’s … perhaps it was the same person! Anyone ever seen the spud and the clam in the same place, hm?
He's probably a cyclist - that would account for the great calves and their shaved state.
Hairy legs are bonerific. Same goes for arms and chests. Growl!
Chris, buddy...this is beginning to sound like a full-blown kink.
Hairy legs and chests are so early 90's.
Bauhaus:
You don't know kink until you've mounted a Wild Rainier.
Not that I'd *know*, mind you...
Being a good Irish lad, I hate potatoes--though I love calves. So I'm going to have to ponder this for awhile.
Calves are so three days ago! And I clipper cut my legs and shave my chest (the hair comes in in splotches) Guess I am not sexy after all.
He also has nice eyes.
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