Moderately less contrived than Jurassic Park 3. A+++++++ WOULD WATCH AGAIN
same old stuff
should keep gay men away from this, it is too oh, oh oh oh oh oh ...
how do you cuddle with these guys
...And now I have seen pterodactyl porn.
Someone showed this to me about a year ago. I laughed and laughed and laughed.
All I want to know is which US Senators are in those costumes?
Sid and Marty Kroft do porn!
The terrorists won.
Is it the pterodactyl cock that's causing that woman to make those weird noises, or do women really make those noises when they have sex?
how does one find a video like this?
...by doing a search for pterodactle (or however the fuck its spelled?)
is she having anal sex with a dinosaur?
suddenly I don't feel so old. if a pterawhatever gets some, i certainly can...
I think I speak for all the straight males at The Stranger when I say, "HOT!" Right guys? Right?! Fucking tasty.
Okay, not really. That's just weird.
My favorite recent (?) porn trend, though, has to be the cock-through-the-pizza genre. Pizza delivery guy comes to the door, sits down, opens the pizza box, and there's his wang sticking through a hole in the middle of the pie! Then the girl gives him head, while he continues to "wear" the pizza. Genius!
Any pizza delivery guys out there tried this angle? It seems to work every time.
So, how did Ben N. come across this gem?
Right in front of the baby Pterodactyl. Do they have no decency?
@11: The Internet.
That's the last time I check Slog first thing in the morning.
Also, I wanted to smack her in the mouth to get her to shut up. My god, that was annoying.
But...baby pterodactyls? My mind is spinning right now...gonna go watch some non-dinosaur porn to get things back to normal...
Hi, I'm Ben's wife. And uh, I'm the one who suggested he send this to the Stranger, after seeing it last night and having our chests hurt from laughing so hard.
So, you're welcome.
Or I'm sorry, whichever one fits your current feelings towards this.
This is actually from the extras disc for Land of the Lost.
that exact same thing happened to me the last time i went to neighbours.
Wow, the Christo-Fascists were right, dinosaurs did walk the earth with people! But no wonder they went extinct, they stopped mating with their own kind.
man, she really makes a racket.
That director forgot porn is supposed to be arousing. That's a little too PCP-freakout to be boner-inducing.
I aggree with 21, this just reminds me of a bad acid trip.
For some reason it didn't work for me and I had to find it here:
Chuckles at the beginning while the two guys remember that they should be flapping their wings. I wonder if they forgot because they realized what they were doing for a sec.
A broke down laughing when it cuts to the lower angle and the puppet comes into frame on the left. Was the guys manning the puppet trying to be sexy, or did he know it was going to be genius?
I want more!
Wow. That was...gross. And strange. And noisy.
I wonder, where does one acquire such a get-up?
Oh, by the way:
I have no idea how I should feel about having seen that clip several months ago.
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