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Sunday, July 22, 2007

And Now for Some Wholesome Sunday Evening Porn

posted by on July 22 at 23:26 PM

Slog tipper Ben N. writes:

This is the funniest porn clip I have ever seen in my entire life.

NSFNWBPSFTSO (Not Safe For Normal Work But Probably Safe For The Stranger Offices).

http://www.pornotube.com/media.php?m=226592

Enjoy.

-Ben

I have watched said clip and all I can say is OH MY GOD. Oh my God. Oh my God, omigod. It is not safe for work; it is not safe for life. Is this old? Or is this, like, straight from the frontlines of contemporary hetero relations? Is this the latest? (Was posted in February.) Charles, can you weigh in? Brad, Josh, Eric, Jonah, Anthony—straight males at The Strangeris this safe for you? Thoughts, Erica?

The men flapping their arms/wings? I repeat: NSFW, NSFW, NSFW.

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1

Oh....my god.

Posted by Vivian | July 23, 2007 12:48 AM
2

Moderately less contrived than Jurassic Park 3. A+++++++ WOULD WATCH AGAIN

Posted by Dan | July 23, 2007 12:55 AM
3

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

same old stuff

should keep gay men away from this, it is too oh, oh oh oh oh oh ...

how do you cuddle with these guys

Posted by Freddye | July 23, 2007 2:11 AM
4

...And now I have seen pterodactyl porn.

Posted by Darcy | July 23, 2007 5:15 AM
5

Someone showed this to me about a year ago. I laughed and laughed and laughed.

All I want to know is which US Senators are in those costumes?

Posted by monkey | July 23, 2007 6:33 AM
6

Sid and Marty Kroft do porn!

Posted by It's Mark Mitchell | July 23, 2007 7:13 AM
7

The terrorists won.

Posted by Dan Savage | July 23, 2007 7:34 AM
8

Is it the pterodactyl cock that's causing that woman to make those weird noises, or do women really make those noises when they have sex?

Posted by Andy | July 23, 2007 7:47 AM
9

how does one find a video like this?

...by doing a search for pterodactle (or however the fuck its spelled?)

is she having anal sex with a dinosaur?

suddenly I don't feel so old. if a pterawhatever gets some, i certainly can...

Posted by patrick | July 23, 2007 7:58 AM
10

I think I speak for all the straight males at The Stranger when I say, "HOT!" Right guys? Right?! Fucking tasty.

Okay, not really. That's just weird.

My favorite recent (?) porn trend, though, has to be the cock-through-the-pizza genre. Pizza delivery guy comes to the door, sits down, opens the pizza box, and there's his wang sticking through a hole in the middle of the pie! Then the girl gives him head, while he continues to "wear" the pizza. Genius!

Any pizza delivery guys out there tried this angle? It seems to work every time.

Posted by Anthony Hecht | July 23, 2007 8:12 AM
11

So, how did Ben N. come across this gem?

Posted by Mr. Poe | July 23, 2007 8:48 AM
12

suite.

Posted by and | July 23, 2007 8:56 AM
13

Right in front of the baby Pterodactyl. Do they have no decency?

Posted by Touring | July 23, 2007 8:58 AM
14

@11: The Internet.

Posted by Ben | July 23, 2007 9:15 AM
15

What? Just...WHAT?

That's the last time I check Slog first thing in the morning.

Also, I wanted to smack her in the mouth to get her to shut up. My god, that was annoying.

But...baby pterodactyls? My mind is spinning right now...gonna go watch some non-dinosaur porn to get things back to normal...

Posted by Kay | July 23, 2007 10:31 AM
16

Hi, I'm Ben's wife. And uh, I'm the one who suggested he send this to the Stranger, after seeing it last night and having our chests hurt from laughing so hard.

So, you're welcome.

Or I'm sorry, whichever one fits your current feelings towards this.

Posted by Jordyn | July 23, 2007 10:43 AM
17

This is actually from the extras disc for Land of the Lost.

Posted by Matt | July 23, 2007 10:54 AM
18

that exact same thing happened to me the last time i went to neighbours.

Posted by adrian! | July 23, 2007 11:17 AM
19

Wow, the Christo-Fascists were right, dinosaurs did walk the earth with people! But no wonder they went extinct, they stopped mating with their own kind.

Posted by Natalie | July 23, 2007 12:31 PM
20

man, she really makes a racket.

Posted by kerri harrop | July 23, 2007 12:53 PM
21

That director forgot porn is supposed to be arousing. That's a little too PCP-freakout to be boner-inducing.

Posted by christopher | July 23, 2007 12:58 PM
22

I aggree with 21, this just reminds me of a bad acid trip.

Posted by Mr. Leary | July 23, 2007 2:02 PM
23

For some reason it didn't work for me and I had to find it here:
http://www.pornotube.com/channels.php?channelId=63&m=1126095

Posted by john | July 23, 2007 2:15 PM
24

Chuckles at the beginning while the two guys remember that they should be flapping their wings. I wonder if they forgot because they realized what they were doing for a sec.

A broke down laughing when it cuts to the lower angle and the puppet comes into frame on the left. Was the guys manning the puppet trying to be sexy, or did he know it was going to be genius?

I want more!

Posted by Scott Moran | July 23, 2007 4:31 PM
25

Wow. That was...gross. And strange. And noisy.

I wonder, where does one acquire such a get-up?

Posted by Kaitlyn | July 23, 2007 4:37 PM
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Posted by blarg | July 23, 2007 5:40 PM
27

I have no idea how I should feel about having seen that clip several months ago.

Posted by josh | July 25, 2007 5:39 PM

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