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on June 27 at
…you have your own line of ham jerky
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well, thunk gawd its thuh PREM-YUM QUAL-TEE
...I have to say that while I'm not a fan of Jeff Foxworthy, Ham Jerky actually sounds like it'd be pretty awesome. If I ever see any, I'll have to pick it up to try.
Made in China
Love the ambiguous "10% More" sticker.
10% More ... than what?
10% More ... of what?
Avg. American Consumer was on the edge of not buying it; I mean, they like Jeff Foxworthy, and they like ham, but they were going to take a pass, until they saw the "10% More" sticker and said, "well, okay then!"
Jeff Foxworthy Jerky, like Donald Trump Steaks and the George Foreman Grill, begs the question: just how much meat can you carve off a celebrity, anyhow?
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