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Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Chow You Might Be a Redneck If…

posted by Jonah Spangenthal-Lee on June 27 at 20:00 PM

…you have your own line of ham jerky

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HAW HAW HAW! Rednecks! HAW HAW HAW!

Posted by Dazzling Urban Sophisticate | June 27, 2007 9:36 PM
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well, thunk gawd its thuh PREM-YUM QUAL-TEE

Posted by Andy Niable | June 27, 2007 9:43 PM
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...I have to say that while I'm not a fan of Jeff Foxworthy, Ham Jerky actually sounds like it'd be pretty awesome. If I ever see any, I'll have to pick it up to try.

Posted by Rev. Syung Myung Me | June 28, 2007 5:08 AM
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Made in China

Posted by monkey | June 28, 2007 8:07 AM
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Love the ambiguous "10% More" sticker.

10% More ... than what?
10% More ... of what?

Avg. American Consumer was on the edge of not buying it; I mean, they like Jeff Foxworthy, and they like ham, but they were going to take a pass, until they saw the "10% More" sticker and said, "well, okay then!"

Posted by D Huygens | June 28, 2007 8:49 AM
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Jeff Foxworthy Jerky, like Donald Trump Steaks and the George Foreman Grill, begs the question: just how much meat can you carve off a celebrity, anyhow?

Posted by NapoleonXIV | June 28, 2007 2:17 PM

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