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Friday, June 8, 2007

The Death of an Elephant

posted by on June 8 at 14:07 PM

Hansa the elephant has died.

Beloved 6-and-a-half-year-old Woodland Park Zoo resident Hansa the elephant has died. Zoo officials said during a news conference this afternoon that they would be conducting a necropsy today on the elephant. But they cautioned it could be weeks before the results are known, but it is not believed that she was the victim of heterosexual parental abuse.

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Posted by ljg | June 8, 2007 2:11 PM

aaaahahahahahaha that was great.

Posted by Jordyn | June 8, 2007 2:23 PM


Posted by Big Sven | June 8, 2007 2:24 PM

i gotta say, i was expecting more from these guest-sloggers. all of these posts lack the originality that i would think a non-stranger staff would bring to the table here. the best are designed merely to imitate stranger/slog personalities. what a waste. what a talentless, soul-dregged town.

Posted by frederick r | June 8, 2007 2:25 PM

Too soon, Elswinger. Too soon.

Posted by Trey | June 8, 2007 2:26 PM

Why did Hansa have to die, while frederick r gets to live?

Posted by Big Sven | June 8, 2007 2:27 PM

Ignore him. He is an idiot. He told me.

Posted by Mr. Poe | June 8, 2007 2:30 PM

Because Hansa is an elephant and you are a troll. Here's to your children.

Posted by frederick r | June 8, 2007 2:31 PM

If an elephant is dead, is it ok with the P.C. police for Banksy to paint it?

Posted by darius | June 8, 2007 2:32 PM

fredo, unlike the real Sloggers, most of us Freaksters are juggling the demands of our paid jobs on top of submitting our posts. I would love it if I could quit my day job got paid to Slog all day and go report on town meetings or write restaurant reviews, etc. After some practice, my writing would improve, and with access to the Stranger's stash of primo bud, someday I might be as good a writer as Charles.

Sorry Charlie, I had to do it.

Posted by elswinger | June 8, 2007 2:40 PM

I liked this post. There are a lot of making-fun-of-the-stranger-staff posts, but the freaky friday sloggers only get one day. The regular sloggers have been posting here every day for their entire natural lives and they are professional writers. The guests have been witty and kept up on all the important news (or at least I assume so, since I get all my news here).

Posted by jamier | June 8, 2007 2:41 PM

I gotta say, i was expecting more from these guest-post commenters. All of these comments lack originality. I was promised snark and payback, and I get this? Frederick R? Furrfu. I've got more snark in my other pair of pants.

Posted by Fnarf | June 8, 2007 2:59 PM

Is that flattery, FLARF? Because I was making fart noises with my hands and mouth while reading it.

Posted by frederick r | June 8, 2007 5:42 PM

No, Fledlick. I genuinely love you.

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