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Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Snow Tires

posted by on June 27 at 9:01 AM

This is a cornfield in the Netherlands where a coked up diver tried to outmaneuver police:


The chase destroyed four police cars before the 35-year-old driver crashed in a ditch.

(Update: Line Out got to this first. Propers to them.)

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So that's what Mr. Poe was doing last night.

Posted by J | June 27, 2007 9:26 AM

Yes. I make nightly commutes to the Netherlands. I drive so fast and I'm on so much coke that I propel my age to 35. Then I think of what type of art I could produce that would make Jen Graves smile. So I grab some cops and plow through a cornfield. The image is bliss.

Posted by Mr. Poe | June 27, 2007 9:36 AM

Worst crop circle ever!

Posted by BD | June 27, 2007 9:39 AM

That would be a really fun go-kart course. Quick! Seattle Center, get on it!

Posted by Katelyn | June 27, 2007 9:40 AM

Those are some fucked up aliens

Posted by monkey | June 27, 2007 9:47 AM

@3: Should I read that to the voice of Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons? Cause I definately did. ;)

Posted by Original Monique | June 27, 2007 9:48 AM

Sucks for the farmer...

Posted by It's Mark Mitchell | June 27, 2007 9:50 AM

That is GREAT!!!!!!

Posted by Mike in MO | June 27, 2007 9:54 AM

This is my favorite thing this week. Thank you.

Posted by Judah | June 27, 2007 9:56 AM

Alien DUI?

Posted by lilblackcat | June 27, 2007 9:57 AM

Mr. Poe, your sense of humor called...apparently you left it at home this morning?

Posted by supergp | June 27, 2007 10:30 AM

So will the driver pay restitution to the farmer?

Posted by keshmeshi | June 27, 2007 10:31 AM


Apparently you left yours at home as well.

"Your ______ called. You _________ this morning."

Funny. I mean, that phrase is older than dirt...are you sure you don't want to replace it with some ever-so clever Hot Topic t-shirt? Seems to be in your ally.

Posted by Mr. Poe | June 27, 2007 10:38 AM

Mr. Poe doesn't have a sense of humor. He is the dark poet.

Posted by It's Mark Mitchell! | June 27, 2007 10:40 AM

Mr. Poe's comments are best read in the voice of Comic Book Guy.

Posted by Mattie | June 27, 2007 11:44 AM

oohhh the poor farmers. They'll never have their field of dreams now... if you snort it he will come.

Posted by stiffler. | June 27, 2007 11:55 AM


That sounds like the tag line to some bad porn. :D

Posted by Phelix | June 27, 2007 12:31 PM

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