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This is a cornfield in the Netherlands where a coked up diver tried to outmaneuver police:
The chase destroyed four police cars before the 35-year-old driver crashed in a ditch.
(Update: Line Out got to this first. Propers to them.)
So that's what Mr. Poe was doing last night.
Yes. I make nightly commutes to the Netherlands. I drive so fast and I'm on so much coke that I propel my age to 35. Then I think of what type of art I could produce that would make Jen Graves smile. So I grab some cops and plow through a cornfield. The image is bliss.
Worst crop circle ever!
That would be a really fun go-kart course. Quick! Seattle Center, get on it!
Those are some fucked up aliens
@3: Should I read that to the voice of Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons? Cause I definately did. ;)
Sucks for the farmer...
That is GREAT!!!!!!
This is my favorite thing this week. Thank you.
Mr. Poe, your sense of humor called...apparently you left it at home this morning?
So will the driver pay restitution to the farmer?
Apparently you left yours at home as well.
"Your ______ called. You _________ this morning."
Funny. I mean, that phrase is older than dirt...are you sure you don't want to replace it with some ever-so clever Hot Topic t-shirt? Seems to be in your ally.
Mr. Poe doesn't have a sense of humor. He is the dark poet.
Mr. Poe's comments are best read in the voice of Comic Book Guy.
oohhh the poor farmers. They'll never have their field of dreams now... if you snort it he will come.
That sounds like the tag line to some bad porn. :D
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