Force feeding and a catheter. Works every time.

that's hot.

Well, if she's that dumb, then I guess it would just be good old Darwin doing his work if she keeled over during a *23* day jail stint.

Just sad.

how sad that her celebrity, which is her only achievement, has brought her to the point where she is so afraid of paparazzi inside a prison she cannot use a toilet.

come, say a metta meditation for her:

may paris know peace.
may paris be free from suffering.
may paris know happiness.
may paris live with grace & ease.
may paris know contentment.

I would TOTALLY eat the shit out of her pooper. I bet it smells like money.

I hate to wade into this mess at all, because my indifference to Miss Hilton knows no bounds, and I think this obsession is tacky, but let me just say this:

Paris grew up in a hotel, where she saw drunks in action every day. She also saw cabs and limos, and was no doubt familiar with their operation. She's a wealthy woman in her own right, and could afford a taxi or limo when drunk (or when sober, for that matter).

As someone in the real world who likes to drink to excess from time to time, but is always extremely careful to never, ever drive drunk, I have no sympathy for her. I've walked home from places knowing I was too drunk to drive, but not having money for even bus fare. I've done that knowing my car might be ticketed or even towed.

She bought this on herself, but she doesn't have the grace, class, or even life skills to deal with it. Compare her with Martha Stewart, who really got a raw deal, and she looks even more pathetic.

I don't wish her any harm, but I could care less about her suffering, or whether someone gets a picture of her on the toilet. Besides, She parlayed her getting fucked on film into a half-baked career. God knows what she could do with a bathroom picture. ;-)

Jesus I hope she dies. What a waste of time. Maybe then I can start having real news show up in my news feeds.

And how hypocritical is it that a woman who releases a shittily shot "sex tape" (porno) is afraid of having some guys take a picture of her on the toilet?

Pathetic all around.

If I were the warden, when that medical examiner said she might "even die" my response would be "and thats a problem because?"

She's worried about her picture on the crapper?! After shes already been taped giving head and fucking? Pussy is out of the bag already Paris.

While the buddhist meditation above sounds great in principle, I can't help but take delight in her suffering.
She has wallowed in so much excess that I think this whole backlash against her is just karma settling itself.

FINISH THE JOB, BIOLOGY! FINISH THE JOB!

Or the Stranger could just shut up about her and stop adding to the noise. It's bad enough that CNN's covering it..and if CNN and broadcast networks WEREN'T covering it, I wouldn't mind, but since they are, I think the Stranger should exercise what little maturity it has and just shove the bitch under a rug already. Don't help the conglomerates by adding more attention. Kill the ratings.

To make sense of this slow news day manure, consider that Zsa Zsa Gabor - the first woman who successfully made a career out of being famous for being famous - is Paris' stepgreatgrandmother. And her great aunt by marriage, the redoubtable Dame Elizabeth, [may have] once candidly commented that her father-in-law and his three sons sported a yard of dick among [the four of] them. Now go back to reading your Sunni vs. Shiite vs. Kurd primers, you darling little know-nothing PodBudz and learn something that'll be useful - sooner or later.

Hooray!!!

this slog, posters you all, is a bunch of blood thirsty jackals and big time really dirty assholes

you all are to be pitied more than Paris

so what, she had a media career of being famous, what else is new

so what, she has human failings, what else is new

so what, she has an old family fortune, so do hundreds of thousands of golden spoon folks, some of you

so what, FACT, she is imprisioned because of her fame and people who are making a career of riding on her back ... she has served enough time for her career as a wanton criminal

days in jail, house arrest, probation, maximum money fines ---just fine with me and something called JUSTICE --- of course, that is reserved for you all and your friends... who wants to rot in jail? you hard core law and order right wing fucking fools at slog?

sickening posts - no wonder Seattle is so fucked up - this is a progressive site - whew

Can someone post a picture of Butters pushing his finger against Paris's vagina?
Stupid Spoiled Whore.

I honestly don't why I am going down this road, but frankly I just can't
get it out of my mind. Perhaps it was Fnarf's thread on Julie Christi... maybe it's a British fixation. BTW, thanks Fnarf, I watched Shampoo on video this weekend...however I got to thinking about that old Humble Pie tune, "Thirty Days in the Hole" and PH, and then it digressed to Humble Pie's "Hot and Nasty. It has one of the best bass lines in a rock tune and the cow bell actually works. Now, I can't get the song out of head.

Needless to say, I have been singing Hot and Nasty all weekend. Humble Pie was one of the best concert rock bands that ever performed, IMHO.

--- Jensen

Hi Paris,

Sorry you got popped. Keep your head up and DLNBGYD. You'll be home soon, que no?

So I heard that you didn't want to eat? Didn't like pooping in front of people?

I know, jail's crazy, right Paris?

Suggestion: Try not to do things that can land you there. That's what I started doing.

You know what straightens out most people with "ailments" in jail? A trip to the jailhouse doctor. One trip to see whatever expatriated Dr.Mengele type the Sheriff's Dept has hired to "attend" to inmate health is a quick and efficient reminder that you're well...in jail, where things kinda suck.

On the real though, you can't let other convicts notice that you're not eating. They'll take it as weakness. It's very important that you maintain your composure.

Yeah, jail can kinda suck at first. The human mind is amazing though. You'd be surprised at the coping mechanisms it can manufacture. You'll be keistering contraband and doing burpees to keep the mind occupied in no time. Take advantage fo the time to better yourself. Read some books. If you start getting lonely, Danielle Steel smut can get you through a long day.

I know it sucks in that jail but just be happy you're not in Cybil Brand like mortal women have to be. It's a lot different there. You won't have time to bitch about pooping in front of people when you're too busy trying not to be noticed by Osita, the bull dyke gangster bitch from 18th Street with the 13 tattoo on her face.

If they offer a knitting program in there, try to keister a knitting needle just in case things ramp up in there real bad. You don't want to be caught without a friend like that in a tight squeeze.

You'll be alright. Remember? You're unflappable. Cheeky and flippant. Don't lose sight of who you are.Stay true to yourself.

Well, I'll shoot you a couple lineas next week. Try to have Nicole or Stavros throw some feria on your books so you can pull Cadillac at the store every week. You'd be surprised what $40 worth of candy can do for your standing in General Pop.

Alright homegirl.keep your head up. Catch you mas alrato,

Con respecto, tu carnala

Martha Stewart

Honestly, I hope she dies. I'll feel bad for her later. Right now, death shall prevail.

I honestly don't why I am going down this road, but frankly I just can't
get it out of my mind. Perhaps it was Fnarf's thread on Julie Christi... maybe it's a British fixation. BTW, thanks Fnarf, I watched Shampoo on video this weekend...however I got to thinking about that old Humble Pie tune, "Thirty Days in the Hole". Perhaps Paris' situation brought
it on.

I began thinking about the whole late Sixties early Seventies thing and it digressed to Humble Pie's "Hot and Nasty". It has one of the best bass lines in a rock tune and the cow bell actually works. Now, I can't get the song out of head.

Needless to say, I have been singing Hot and Nasty all weekend. Humble Pie was one of the best concert rock bands that ever performed, IMHO.

--- Jensen

dehydration = withdrawal
her poor body can't function without the drugs and alcohol. And it's probably not helping with her supposed claustrophobia and anxiety.

poor Paris, I think not. suck it up, girl

When I was 4, my grandmother took a picture of me sitting on the potty. I never got over it.

People really do love potty pictures for some reason.
Bet they'd get ah-hellz-yah $$$ up the wa-zoo for a pooping Paris.
People went ape shit for a screwing Paris.

BLAH BLAH BLAH

WHAT HAPPENED TO ANNA NICOLE? DUH.

13. She's the attention whore daughter of a billionaire who bought her way to fame with her daddy's money. She literally serves no rational, useful purpose by being alive.

As far as I'm concerned, she's not even a human being. So why feel for her like she is one?

As someone with a body type which in prison would be called "fresh meat", I have been detered from a life of crime (including driving drunk). The same should go for people who have a problem pooping in front of others... If you can't do the time, no matter how it plays out, don't do the crime.

Even money says she that in about 45 days she goes to one pampering resorts which for a week cost around 50 grand... and the staff are paid well enough to tell you just how special you are and how the whole world just misunderstands you and that it is ok to be a rich bitch.

People still use the word "whore"? Weird.

Why is this news?

(says someone who tried to post pics of Paris on Freaky Friday ...)

@ 24

It ain't "whore" no more.

Nowadays it's "whoor" (rhymes with lure).

Take it for a spin. Get comfortable with it. It

Jensen #15 - If you don't have it, look for Humble Pie's "King Biscuit Flower Hour" performance. It's easily their best live recordng IMO.

#22

Gomez - you are a stupid cunt

Aside from the public persona, how the hell do you know this human being? And the value of her life is certainly beyond your purvey - even with a God The Judger complex

Fuckhead - and bitter sounding to boot

DOUGSF Wrote:
"Jensen #15 - If you don't have it, look for Humble Pie's "King Biscuit Flower Hour" performance. It's easily their best live recordng IMO."

Thanks for the tip! I'm on it.

I am going overboard. I downloaded
Hot and Nasty at I Tunes (no financial interest implied or intended), and
played it about 30 times in a row in
my office. It took until about the
16th or 17th play before someone asked if I was okay.

I don't know what's the matter with me. I've got a bad case of the Humble Pie jones.

--- Jensen

Perhaps I am confused. I can't understand why the waste and toxins haven't ganged up and done her in a long time ago.

Ronk

think pharma quality, not street grade

Essex is so entertaining. What a humanitarian!

It's not whore or whoor...the word your looking for is ," junk rider."