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wait, are you talking about her rack? her abundant, unrestrained rack?

are you over 18? buy yourself a copy of juggs and CALM THE FUCK DOWN. this is natalie merchant we're talking about.

Posted by Bubba BaBoom | June 5, 2007 4:31 PM
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In other words: BOOBIES

Posted by Switzerblog | June 5, 2007 4:31 PM
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Seriously, Charles, your thing with women is disturbing. Go back to architecture.

Posted by Switzerblog | June 5, 2007 4:33 PM
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Hey Jack Kerou"Rack"

Posted by NotStipe | June 5, 2007 4:42 PM
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We already know he doesn't like pregnant women. Or at least having sex with pregnant women (horses yes).

I kid.

Posted by elswinger | June 5, 2007 4:43 PM
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Thank God her ample breasts aren't accompanied by a pregnant belly. Otherwise you would have to go and do a barf, right?

Posted by Goody Proctor | June 5, 2007 4:48 PM
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i agree with charles. i've always found that cover disturbing. i've always found her music unbearable, yet i am forced to think "nice rack" by a photo with about zero sex appeal. a photo of a mom on an album who's title evokes fascism.

Posted by maxsolomon | June 5, 2007 4:50 PM
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I get more of natural fertility from this picture, not the soulless production of Max Weber, but rather Demeter and female goddesses of reproduction

Posted by Vooodooo84 | June 5, 2007 5:09 PM
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We should organize a movement to bombard Mudede's e-mail with pictures of pregnant porn

Posted by Vooodooo84 | June 5, 2007 5:11 PM
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Have to agree about what they said, Charles.

But I like how she has both hips and mammary glands in reasonable proportion, too.

Posted by Will in Seattle | June 5, 2007 5:32 PM
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Appears to be a problem with the posting time on this piece. I'm guessing it was 4:20; otherwise, whoa! Will 15 minutes a day of listening to Carnival really render a man sterile or is that an urban myth?

Posted by vegetable lasagna | June 5, 2007 5:35 PM
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As long as she sits there and doesn't sing, I'm fine.

Posted by Jim Demetre | June 5, 2007 5:45 PM
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Natalie Merchant fucking sucks.

Posted by Jack Kerouac | June 5, 2007 6:45 PM
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@11
just downloaded Carnival, neat song, video is great I remember, cool Tai-Chi segment, great guitar work-- what a weird and provocative question you ask

Thanks Chuck! Awesome cast on Motherland- Seattleite Matt Chamberlain, Joe Jackson's bass player, T-Bone Burnett, and a song about....Henry Darger! I Gotta Have it!

http://www.10kmaniacs.org/nam/motherland.htm

Posted by Garrett | June 5, 2007 6:46 PM
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I love Natalie. That's all.

Posted by JMW | June 5, 2007 9:16 PM
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good god Mudede. Yes, yes, we all know that you are hyperintelligent. Please, just *say* it - nice tits, Natalie. There, now, doesn't that feel better to just say what you feel?

Posted by arrgh | June 5, 2007 9:26 PM
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good god Mudede. Yes, yes, we all know that you are hyperintelligent. Please, just *say* it - nice tits, Natalie. There, now, doesn't that feel better to just say what you feel?

Posted by arrgh | June 5, 2007 9:26 PM
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@ 9, I thought about posting some in the comments of his "I won't see 'Knocked Up' " post but didn't want to spend the time trying to find a porn page that would allow you to see the source (a key requirement for my elementary HTML skills).

Posted by Matt from Denver | June 5, 2007 10:15 PM
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it's not the opposite of ascetic. it IS ascetic. im sure the blogger is a great guy, but truly smart people don't have to go on thesaurus.com to try and prove their worth.

Posted by brad | June 6, 2007 12:19 PM
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4 June 2007

After the storm, my mind cleared.


And a high wind arose and blew the tropics north.

running quartz crystals through a blender.

sand through your engines.

bubbles in your bays.

estuaries reaching out toward forbidden seas...

sand through your eyes.

5 June 2007


Calm as baby's breath


as peaceful as the storm's eye


Clouds spread and drawn with rough strokes of stratospheric winds


a warm and windy tropical day.


7 June 2007


Black water at dusk.

Lighting on the horizon.


Warm winds coming in across the darkening waters.


A flash of white wings as an egret takes flight.


And Thunder like God clearing his throat.


8 June 2007


Morning star in the still of the clear, dark waters.


a sky as clear eyed as a young girl.


bruised and tattered storm remnants limp off in the gathering light.


9 June 2007

Tickled her fancy.


giggling all the day long.


pretty good for a Saturday.


Clouds on the lake floating aimlessly by.

She smiled big--grinned really.

Posted by Poetry | June 9, 2007 10:56 AM
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MSN I NIIPET
MSN

Posted by Bill | June 12, 2007 1:34 PM
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MSN I NIIPET
MSN

Posted by Bill | June 12, 2007 1:34 PM
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MSN I NIIPET
MSN

Posted by Bill | June 12, 2007 1:34 PM

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