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Thursday, June 14, 2007

June 10th Hath Forsaken Me

posted by on June 14 at 12:34 PM

On Saturday, June 10th, 2006, The Stranger thought it would be really funny to have me attend a gay orgy for Party Crasher. Though everyone there was very nice to the clothed, nervous journalist in the middle of the orgy, I do believe that something about the experience broke part of my heterosexual brain—I still have vivid flashbacks every time I smell chlorine.

This last Sunday, June 10th, 2007, I attended Christian Faith Center South for the Month of Sundays feature.

I am probably the only straight man in Seattle who can authoritatively and definitively state that I would rather attend a month’s worth of gay orgies than another single service at the CFC.

I thought that the lovely and talented Cienna Madrid was Our Worst Enemy, but it appears that, on June 10ths, I’ve really gotta work for my paycheck. What’s up, then, for June 10th, 2008? I can only guess, but I’m really glad that Tubs is no longer with us.

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Have to agree, I'd rather be at a gay orgy than a CFC service.

Posted by Will in Seattle | June 14, 2007 12:57 PM

web extras for some visuals of this "virgin mary" you speak of?

Posted by kt | June 14, 2007 1:57 PM

send paul here:

American Society for Colon and Rectal Surgeons, Hynes Convention Center, June 8-11, 2008

Posted by your other worst enemy | June 14, 2007 2:29 PM

You're straight?! I was at a party you crashed and I've never seen anyone swing a hammer so swishily. Oh well, congrats or whatever on being no mo.

Posted by skweetis | June 14, 2007 3:02 PM

Well, Skweetis, as to my hammer-swinging skills: I never said I was a manly man. I've always hated sports and I've never built anything that required more than a screwdriver for construction. But, yes, I'm totally straight. That's the plus about attending an orgy: if there were any tendencies at all, I'm pretty sure they would've made themselves clear then.

Posted by Paul Constant | June 14, 2007 3:37 PM

Good point. Maybe the Young Republicans should start using the gay orgy as a screening process. Oh wait, they probably already do.

Posted by skweetis | June 14, 2007 3:44 PM

La, I remember the days when I was asked to orgies. Back when I was the toast of the Brass Connection and the "Sports Bar" level of R Place (stop rolling your eyes, I can see you). Nowadays, I have trouble wrangling an invite to complimentary timeshare meetings. Oh well, I gathered my rosebuds while I could.

(get your mind out of the gutter. That's from a poem. Something about virgins)

Posted by catalina vel-duray | June 14, 2007 9:26 PM

Oh that's too fabulous. I wish I could have been a fly on your lapel.

Posted by JessB | June 14, 2007 9:40 PM

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