Sex Miss Black Candy Rack
posted by on June 15 at 14:40 PM
I recieved this image from KT:
This what she had to say about it:
I’m in Colombia right now. I am a huge fan of s’mores-themed novelty snacks… I was in a grocery store earlier today and I came across the product in the attached picture. It is a s’mores-type treat. Note the name. Note the cartoon. Note the bizarre highlighting on her rack that makes her tits seem mis-matched. I thought you might like to comment on this.I really don’t know what to say about the cartoon’s rack. But then again, breasts are not my (main) thing. For many years, the body area of a woman that most excited me was the forehead—the higher the sexier. These days its tummies, which is why the cultural standard of covering breasts and exposing tummies is in harmony with my way of thinking/desiring.
I also like armpits.
As for black kisses:
The best landing for flying lips is the surface of Cassandra Wilson’s forehead.
*snorts with laughter* Foreheads? Really? As in, check out the forehead on that one?
I don't have any animosity toward you Charles, but I certainly never can tell if you are being serious or not.
Sometimes I think he makes shit up about himself to sound more like an intellectual.
Who cares? Either way it's hysterical.
oops...my who cares was in ref to Jess...Poe slipped in, but applies to him also.
no warning NSFW tits. in the open. thanks.....
Slog=NSFW.
This is definitely a sweet treat that I would pick up as well. wait til you see what kind of stuff I bring back from the Holyland.
um...charles, i thought you´d be all over this. i sent it because i was impressed by the connection between getting kissed by a black woman and a s´mores.
If that post was too NSFW for you, I'd suggest a new job. It's a fucking bag of candy with a clothed cartoon that happens to have cleavage. Please tell me I've missed the sarcasm... But, as Amy points out, this ain't the safest site (ever notice the lustlab pics? those are significantly more suggestive than candy).
@5: Where the hell do you work? That's a classic painting. Art. Not porn. seriously.
@6
all work?? did you see the photo? slog is usually safer than porn...and usually gives fair warning. looks like it's changed now anyway....for whatever reason.
@9 & @10
the photo has been changed now. it was a PHOTO of "breasts". a real photo. nude. ya see??? i guess you didn't.
whew. you scared me there for a minute. no - didn't see a booby pic.
You're fired is full of shit. Nobody refreshes SLOG as much as I do. I never saw no' titties, yo!
somebody back me up...please. charles? admit a blunder for a brother? i'm really not crazy. let me describe them to you: well...
There was photo of a bare breast close up, but it's been replaced by the painting. Mudede chose the wrong file from his "Titties" folder. No joke.
Oh. But underarms are sexy, even if most American women don't think they are.
The folder is actually named Titties?!
I...I love Charles all of the sudden.
@1: Yes, foreheads. Go back and read Canterbury Tales again; that's why Chaucer has the prioress prominently display her forehead. It was a sign of good breeding and promiscuity.
@16 haha! thank you. i'm not crazy(ish). btw the photo is in my cache and it's called 180px-Closeup_of_female_breast.jpg.
funny & nice.
You must love Beyonce, Charles. She has the forehead-tummy-armpit trifecta.
is charles black?
Charles is espresso brown.
dolce or vita?
Charles is my new favorite slogger. Jen Graves doesn't post nearly enough pictures of hot chicks.
Yeah, Jen should do that more often.
charles - its ok to say you like breasts. its kinda obvious after the natalie merchant post. you're not alone: lots of us straight guys like them better than foreheads.
indeed, breasts are intended to arouse us - foreheads are intended to encase the frontal lobe.
and cassandra wilson is the hottest 50 year old on the earth.
the photo you posted earlier looks totally safe for (my) work, if you ask me.
http://slog.thestranger.com/files/2007/06/180px-Closeup_of_female_breast.jpg
Charles, you don't have to call bullshit on everything.
You should write a screenplay about a love triangle in the worst neighborhood in that imaginary world you've got scotchtaped together in your dome pice.
I've got the opening scene of the movie right here:
Exterior: Housing projects - inner city area.
A young man and his girlfrind walk down the sidewalk on a hot summmer day. A man (Shooter) across the street tracks their movement with his eyes, fixated on the girlfriend primarily.
Shooter - "Yo, quit starin at my lady's forehead, son".
Gunshot rings out. Fade to black
Opening credits.
Charles, you don't have to call bullshit on everything.
You should write a screenplay about a love triangle in the worst neighborhood in that imaginary world you've got scotchtaped together in your dome pice.
I've got the opening scene of the movie right here:
Exterior: Housing projects - inner city area.
A young man (Shooter) and his girlfrind walk down the sidewalk on a hot summmer day. A man across the street tracks their movement with his eyes, fixated on the girlfriend primarily.
Shooter - "Yo, quit starin at my lady's forehead, son".
Gunshot rings out. Fade to black
Opening credits.
in scotland, those cookies are made by a very old company called tunnock's. they're called tea cakes and they come individually wrapped in red and silver foil.
of all the cookies i've eaten around the world, they are my favorite. weirdo cartoon marketing aside, it's good to know i can get them outside of scotland.
Yup, scottish cookies are good.
The fact that Charles has a folder in his computer called Titties absolutely made my day.
A Birch Steen: A bosom man? Isn't that him directly to the left of the heroine in the painting?
you black men like big butts, and it ain't no lie. stop fronting. you can co-opt the white man's speech and thoughts, but you'll never take the white man's weird fetishes to heart.
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