Bad Medicine: DEA inaugurates 2005 meth law by busting man who bought seven boxes of Bronkaid.

Rough Rider: Woman gets DUI riding a horse.

Smooth Rider: Zamboni driver skates by DUI on thin ice.

Dairy Vows: Quit smoking.

Buds Bunny: Stuffed.

Poppies: NATO wants ‘em legal.

Roswell 911: New Mexico stops busting folks calling for overdoses.

Bakers’ Dozen: New Mexico becomes 12th medical marijuana state.

Interest Party: Guy nailed after applying for loan to buy crack.

Laced and Rolling: Kids take to the rink for D.A.R.E.

Keith Richards: Not snorting family lines after all.