I know I am alone here, but I love ass clevage. Low cut jeans & the top of a thong does it for me. Sorry.
why even comment - what is the big deal
are you people on crack
The very few women who look smoking hot in low-cut jeans are not worth the thousands others who squeeze out doughy muffin tops and bunched up underwear. Ewww.
For the record, I LOVE the "Why even comment?" comment.
#4 Why comment?
I think that's my sister (seriously)
must find a way of integrating 'muffun top' into casual conversation
muffin top! That is great!
Top 'o the Muffin to you!!!!!!!!!
She needs a back tattoo. That would be a Muffin Top.
Drunks are assholes. She had it coming.
My friend calls muffin tops "apple sausage" (an apple-shape stuffed into a too-tight casing). Not at all the same as coin-slot ass crack, though. Also vaguely related (and courtesy of 'Penthouse'): "ass antlers"--lower-back tattoos.
I thought lower-back tatoos were "tramp stamps".
The best term I've heard for lower-back tattoos (preferably incorporating both butterflies and tribal elements) is "tramp stamp".
Whoops! He beat me to it.
a.k.a., the "beaver and buttcut" jeans collection.
The world could be saved some muffin tops if girls would just learn to wear the correct size pants. Yes, it sucks if now you are a size 12 instead of a 8, but really, you'll look so much worse trying to stuff yourself into too-tight pants-- your fat will just spill over the waistband, giving you a muffin top and the rest of us an eyesore.
There is a whole song called "Muffin Top" that Jenna on 30 Rock sings with full-on back-up dancers and everything. It's hilarious.
SNL also did a cute bit on lower back tattoo removal: www.burntpickle.com/videos/tramp-stamp-remover/
Hey people, some of us DONT HAVE ASSES. For the sad few of us, our cracks show even when our belts are so tight they are cutting off circulation (and that girl is definitely wearing a belt, so she appears to be one of the family). Cut some slack, kids.
Ass antlers is better than tramp stamp. Who gives a F if that leaves out the butterflies?
I've always called them crack tats.
Jeebus, you guys sound like my gramma. What's up with the hate for tattoos?
For the record, I think the lady in the picture looks hot, tattoo or no tattoo, crack or no crack. It's not like she's the size of an SUV.
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