Sarah Silverman was jus ton the View.
It is about time that Miss USA actually represented the young women of this country fairly and accurately! Just look at Lohan, Hilton, Spears, Olsen. I wonder if Miss USA shaves it all off, too.
Plz call me. I can help on both fronts.
[Name withheld because other people will invariably call you skanky and no-longer attractive and thus shoot me down as gross and out of place.]
"Sorry, dude. I don't text and tell." SQUEEEEE!
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